"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Pangbum Park had that loose rakish air peculiar to rented places,
which carry a sort of visible contest between landlord and tenant
on the face of everything. A sort of “it’s you to do it, not me”
look. It showed a sad want of paint and maintenance generally.
Sir Moses wasn’t the man to do anything that wasn’t absolutely
necessary, “Dom’d if he was,” so inside and outside were pretty
much alike.
Our friend Billy Pringle was not a man of much observation in
rural matters, though he understood the cut of a coat, the tie of
a watch-ribbon cravat, or the fit of a collar thoroughly. We are
sorry to say he had not slept very well, having taken too much
brandy for conformity’s sake, added to which his bed was hard and
knotty, and the finely drawn bolsters and pillows all piled
together, were hardly sufficient to raise his throbbing temples.
As he lay tossing and turning about, thinking now of Clara
Yammerton’s beautiful blue eyes and exquisitely rounded figure,
now of Flora’s bright hair, or Harriet’s graceful form, the dread
Monsieur entered his shabbily furnished bed-room, with, “Sare, I
have de pleasure to bring you your pink to-day,” at once
banishing the beauties and recalling the over-night’s
conversation, the frightful fences, the yawning ditches, the
bottomless brooks, with the unanimous declaration that the man
who could ride over Hit-im and Hold-im-shire could ride over any
country in the world. And Billy really thought if he could get
over the horrors of that day he would retire from the purgatorial
pleasures of the chace altogether.
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With this wise resolution he jumped out of bed with the vigorous
determination of a man about to take a shower-bath, and proceeded
to invest himself in the only mitigating features of the chace,
the red coat and leathers. He was hardly well in them before a
clamorous bell rang for breakfast, quickly followed by a knock at
the door, announcing that it was on the table.
Sir Moses was always in a deuce of a hurry on a hunting morning.
Our hero was then presently performing the coming downstairs feat
he is represented doing at page 147. and on reaching the lower
regions he jumped in with a dish of fried ham which led him
straight to the breakfast room.
Here Sir Moses was doing all things at once, reading the “Post,”
blowing his beak, making the tea, stirring the fire, crumpling
his envelopes, cussing the toast, and doming the footman, to
which numerous avocations he now added the pleasing one of
welcoming our Billv.
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