"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Like the natives of most isolated places, the Hintonites were
very self-sufficient, firmly believing that there were no such
conjurors as themselves; and, when the Grumpletin railway was
projected, they resolved that it would ruin their town, and so
they opposed it to a man, and succeeded in driving it several
miles off, thus scattering their trade among other places along
the line. Year by year the bonnet and mantle shops grew less gay,
the ribbons less attractive, until shop after shop lapsed into a
sort of store, hardware on one side, and millinery, perhaps, on
the other. But the greatest fall of all was that of the Fox and
Hounds hotel and posting-house. This spacious hostelry had
apparently been built with a view of accommodating everybody;
and, at the time of our story, it loomed in deserted grandeur in
the great grass-grown market-place. In structure it was more like
a continental inn than an English one; quadrangular, entered by a
spacious archway, from whose lofty ceiling hung the crooks, from
whence used to dangle the glorious legs and loins of
four-year-old mutton, the home-fed hams, the geese, the ducks,
the game, with not unfrequently a haunch or two of presentation
venison. With the building, however, the similarity ended, the
cobble-stoned courtyard displaying only a few water-casks and a
basket-caged jay, in lieu of the statues, and vases, and
fountains, and flower-stands that grace the flagged courts of the
continent. But in former days it boasted that which in the eye of
our innkeeper passes show, namely, a goodly line of two-horse
carriages drawn across its ample width. In those days county
families moved like county families, in great, caravan-like
carriages, with plenty of servants, who, having drunk the “Park
or Hall” allowance, uphold their characters and the honour of
their houses, by topping up the measure of intemperance with
their own money. Their masters and mistresses, too, considered
the claims of the innkeepers, and ate and drank for the good of
the house, instead of sneaking away to pastry-cooks for their
lunches at a third of the price of the inn ones. Not that any
landlord had ever made money at the Fox and Hounds hotel. Oh, no!
it would never do to admit that. Indeed, Mr. Binny used to
declare, if it wasn’t “the great regard he had for Lord Martingal
and the gents of his hunt, he’d just as soon be without their
custom;” just as all Binnys decry, whatever they have—military
messes, hunt messes, bar messes, any sort of messes. They never
make anything by them—not they.
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