"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
The first qualms of hunger being at length appeased, Sir Moses
proceeded to select subjects for politeness in the wine-taking
way—men whom he could not exactly have at his own house, but who
might be prevented from asking for cover-rent, or damages, by a
little judicious flattery, or again, men who were only supposed
to be lukewarmly disposed towards the great Hit-im and Hold-im
shire hunt.
Sir Moses would rather put his hand into a chimney-sweep’s pocket
than into his own, but so long as anything could be got by the
tongue he never begrudged it. So he “sherried” with Mossman and
the army of observation generally, also with Pica, who always
puffed his hunt, cutting at D’Orsay Davis’s efforts on behalf of
the Earl, and with Buckwheat (whose son he had recently dom’d à
la Rowley Abingdon), and with Corduroys, and Straddler, and
Hicks, and Doubledrill—with nearly all the dark coats, in
short—Cuddy Flintoff, too, kept the game a-going at his end of
the table, as well to promote conviviality as to get as much wine
as he could; so altogether there was a pretty brisk consumption,
and some of the tight-clad gentlemen began to look rather
apoplectic. Cannon-ball-like plum-puddings, hip-bath-like
apple-pies, and foaming creams, completed the measure of their
uneasiness, and left little room for any cheese. Nature being at
length most abundantly satisfied throughout the assembly, grace
was again said, and the cloth cleared for action. The regulation
port and sherry, with light—very light—Bordeaux, being duly
placed upon the table, with piles of biscuits at intervals, down
the centre, Sir Moses tapped the well-indented mahogany with his
presidential hammer, and proceeded to prepare the guests for the
great toast of the evening, by calling upon them to fill bumpers
to the usual loyal and patriotic ones. These being duly disposed
of, he at length rose for the all-important let off, amid the
nudges and “now then’s,” of such of the party as feared a fresh
attempt on their pockets—Mossman and Co., in particular, were all
eyes, ears, and fears.
“Gentlemen!” cries Sir Moses, rising and diving his hands into
his trouser’s pockets—“Gentlemen!” repeated he, with an ominous
cough, that sounded very like cash.
“_Hark to the Bar owl!—hark_” cheered Cuddy Flintoff from the
other end of the room, thus cutting short a discussion about
wool, a bargain for beans, and an inquiry for snuff in his own
immediate neighbourhood, and causing a tapping of the table
further up.
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