"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England — John Shaqi
"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Mamma then thought the best plan was to have the banns put up in
some quiet church, where no questions would be asked as to where
they lived, and it would be assumed that they resided within the
parish, and when they had been called out, they could just go
quietly and get married, which would keep things square with the
countess and everybody else. And this arrangement being
perfected, and liberty given to Billy to write to his bride,
whose name and address were now furnished him, he at length took
his departure; and the ladies having talked him over, then
resolved themselves into a committee of taste, to further the
forthcoming tournament. And by dint of keeping all hands at work
all night, Miss Willing was enabled to return to the countess
with the first instalment of such a series of lady-killing
garments as mollified her heart, and enabled her to sustain the
blow that followed, which however was mitigated by the assurance
that Mr. and Mrs. William Pringle were going to live in London,
and that Madam’s taste would always be at her ladyship’s command.
We wish we could gratify our lady readers with a description of
the brilliant attire that so completely took the shine out of the
Countess of Honiton as has caused her to hide her diminished head
ever since, but our pen is unequal to the occasion, and even if
we had had a John Leech to supply our deficiencies, the dresses
of those days would look as nothing compared to the rotatory
haystacks of the present one.
What fair lady can bear the sight of her face painted in one of
the old poke bonnets of former days? To keep things right, the
bonnet ought to be painted to the face every year or two.
But to the lovers.
In due time “Mamma” (Miss Freemantle) presented her blooming
daughter to the happy Billy, who was attended to the hymeneal
alter by his confidential clerk, Head-and-shoulders Smith. Big
Ben, who was dressed in a blue frock coat with a velvet collar,
white kerseymere trousers, and varnished boots, looking very like
one of the old royal dukes, was the only other person present at
the interesting ceremony, save Pheasant-feathers, who lurked in
one of the pews.
The secret had been well kept, for the evening papers of that day
and the morning ones of the next first proclaimed to the “great
world,” that sphere of one’s own acquaintance, that William
Pringle, Esquire, of Doughty Street, Russell Square, was married
to Miss Emma Willing, of—the papers did not say where.
CHAPTER VI. THE HAPPY UNITED FAMILY.—CURTAIN CRESCENT.
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