"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
The reader will now perhaps accompany us to this famed milliner,
dress and mantle-maker’s, who will be happy to execute any orders
our fair ones may choose to favour her with.
Despite the anathemas of a certain law lord, match-forwarding is
quite the natural prerogative and instinct of women. They all
like it, from the duchess downwards, and you might as well try to
restrain a cat from mousing as a woman from match-making. Miss
Freemantle (who acted Mrs. on this occasion) was as fond of the
pursuit as any one. She looked Billy over with a searching,
scrutinising glance, thinking what a flat he was, and wondered
what he would think of himself that time twelvemonths. Billy, on
his part, was rather dumb-foundered. Talking before two women was
not so easy as talking to one; and he did not get on with the
immediate matrimony story half so well as he had done over-night.
The ladies saw his dilemma, and Miss Willing quickly essayed to
relieve him. She put him through his pleadings with all the skill
of the great Serjeant Silvertougue, making Billy commit himself
most irretrievably.
“Mamma” (Miss Freemantle that is to say) then had her innings.
She was much afraid it couldn’t be done off-hand—indeed she was.
There was a place on the Border—Gretna Green—she dare say’d he’d
heard of it; but then it was a tremendous distance, and would
take half a lifetime to get to it. Besides, Miss p’raps mightn’t
like taking such a journey at that time of year.
Miss looked neither yes nor no. Mamma was more against it than
her, Mamma feeling for the countess’s coming contest and her
future favours. Other difficulties were then discussed,
particularly that of publicity, which Miss dreaded more than the
journey to Gretna. It must be kept secret, whatever was done.
Billy must be sworn to secrecy, or Miss would have nothing to say
to him. Billy was sworn accordingly.
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