"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England — John Shaqi
"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
He was a ripe rogue, and had been jointly or severally, as the
lawyers say, in a good many little transactions that would not
exactly bear inspection; and these “mistakes” not tallying with
the sanctified character he assumed, he had been obliged to
wriggle out of them as best he could, with the loss of as few
feathers as possible. At first, of course, he always tried the
humbugging system, at which he was a great adept; that failing,
he had recourse to bullying, at which he was not bad, declaring
that the party complaining was an ill-natured, ill-conditioned,
quarrelsome fellow, who merely wanted a peg to hang a grievance
upon, and that Jerry, so far from defrauding him, had been the
best friend he ever had in his life, and that he would put him
through every court in the kingdom before he would be imposed
upon, by him. If neither of these answered, and Jerry found
himself pinned in a corner, he feigned madness, when his
solicitor, Mr. Supple, appeared, and by dint of legal threats,
and declaring that if the unmerited persecution was persisted in,
it would infallibly consign his too sensitive client to a lunatic
asylum, he generally contrived to get Jerry out of the scrape by
some means or other best known to themselves. Then Jerry, of
course, being clear, would inuendo his own version of the story
as dexterously as he could, always taking care to avoid a
collision with the party, but more than insinuating that he
(Jerry) had been infamously used, and his well-known love of
peace and quietness taken advantage of; and though men of the
world generally suspect the party who is most anxious to
propagate his story to be in the wrong, yet their number is but
small compared to those who believe anything they are told, and
who cannot put “that and that” together for themselves.
So Jerry went on robbing and praying and passing for a very
proper man. Some called him “cunning Jerry,” to distinguish him
from an uncle who was Jerry also; but as this name would not do
for the family to adopt, he was generally designated by them as
“Want-nothin’-but-what’s-right Jerry,” that being the form of
words with which he generally prefaced his extortions. In the
same way they distinguished between a fat Joe and a thin one,
calling the thin one merely “Joe,” and the fat one “Joe who can’t
get within half a yard of the table;” and between two clerks,
each bearing the not uncommon name of Smith, one being called
Smith, the other “Head-and-shoulders Smith,”—the latter, of
course, taking his title from his figure.
With this outline of the Pringle family, we will proceed to draw
out such of its members as figure more conspicuously in our
story.
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