"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
their hands in by what they called taking fair advantages of each
other, that is to say, cheating each other, when there was not.
Nobody knew the ins and outs of the Pringles. If they let their
own right hands know what their left hands did, they took care
not to let anybody else’s right hand know. In multiplicity of
concerns they rivalled that great man “Co.,” who the country-lad
coming to London said seemed to be in partnership with almost
everybody. The author of “Who’s Who?” would be puzzled to post
people who are Brown in one place, Jones in a second, and
Robinson in a third. Still the Pringles were “a most respectable
family,” mercantile morality being too often mere matter of
moonshine. The only member of the family who was not exactly
“legally honest,”—legal honesty being much more elastic than
common honesty,—was cunning Jerry, who thought to cover by his
piety the omissions of his practice. He was a fawning,
sanctified, smooth-spoken, plausible, plump little man, who
seemed to be swelling with the milk of human kindness, anxious
only to pour it out upon some deserving object. His manner was so
frank and bland, and his front face smile so sweet, that it was
cruel of his side one to contradict the impression and show the
cunning duplicity of his nature. Still he smirked and smiled, and
“bless-you, dear” and “hope-your-happy,” deared the women, that,
being a bachelor, they all thought it best to put up with his
“mistakes,” as he called his peculations, and sought his favour
by frequent visits with appropriate presents to his elegant villa
at Peckham Rye. Here he passed for quite a model man; twice to
church every Sunday, and to the lecture in the evening, and would
not profane the sanctity of the day by having a hot potato to eat
with his cold meat.
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