Early hours had been the rule at the Jack-o'-Lantern ever since the
feathered sultan with his tribe of voluble wives had taken up his abode on
the hilltop. Indeed, as Harlan said, they were obliged to sleep when the
chickens did--if they slept at all. So it was not yet seven one morning
when Dorothy went in from the chicken coop, singing softly to herself, and
intent upon the particular hammer her husband wanted, never expecting to
find Her in the kitchen.
"I--I beg your pardon?" she stammered, inquiringly.
A gaunt, aged, and preternaturally solemn female, swathed in crape, bent
slightly forward in her chair, without making an effort to rise, and
reached forth a black-gloved hand tightly grasping a letter, which was
tremulously addressed to "Mrs. J. H. Carr."
"My dear Madam," Dorothy read.
"The multitudinous duties in connection with the practice of my
profession have unfortunately prevented me, until the present hour,
from interviewing Mrs. Sarah Smithers in regard to your requirements.
While she is naturally unwilling to commit herself entirely without a
more definite idea of what is expected of her, she is none the less
kindly disposed. May I hope, my dear madam, that at the first
opportunity you will apprise me of ensuing events in this connection,
and that in any event I may still faithfully serve you?
"With kindest personal remembrances and my polite salutations to the
distinguished author whose wife you have the honour to be, I am, my
dear madam,
"Yr. most respectful and obedient servant,
"Jeremiah Bradford.
"Oh," said Dorothy, "you're Sarah. I had almost given you up."
"Begging your parding, Miss," rejoined Mrs. Smithers in a chilly tone of
reproof, "but I take it it's better for us to begin callin' each other by
our proper names. If we should get friendly, there'd be ample time to
change. Your uncle, God rest 'is soul, allers called me 'Mis' Smithers.'"
Somewhat startled at first, Mrs. Carr quickly recovered her equanimity.
"Very well, Mrs. Smithers," she returned, lightly, reflecting that when in
Rome one must follow Roman customs; "Do you understand all branches of
general housework?"
"If I didn't, I wouldn't be makin' no attempts in that direction," replied
Mrs. Smithers, harshly. "I doesn't allow nobody to do wot I does no better
than wot I does it."
Dorothy smiled, for this was distinctly encouraging, from at least one
point of view.
"You wear a cap, I suppose?"
"Yes, mum, for dustin'. When I goes out I puts on my bonnet."
"Can you do plain cooking?" inquired Dorothy, hastily, perceiving that she
was treading upon dangerous ground.
"Yes, mum. The more plain it is the better all around. Your uncle was
never one to fill hisself with fancy dishes days and walk the floor with
'em nights, that's wot 'e wasn't."
"What wages do you have, Sa--Mrs. Smithers?"
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