Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man — John Shaqi
Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good ManBashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
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Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man
Bashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories; Satire
Chastened within, however, as I had been, I was not to escape
chastisement without. For no sooner had I begun, in some small measure,
to assimilate the food provided for me than I became the victim of an
unfortunate skin complaint known, as I am informed, as erythema. This
was happily local, but it gave rise to a very profound irritation, and
one that proved, as my father has often assured me, to be of a
peculiarly obstinate character. Naturally diffident, owing to the site
of the affection, to mention it even to the family doctor, my parents
exhausted their every resource without procuring the least alleviation.
Though for night after night they made it a matter of prayer, my
sufferings were pitiful, I have been told, to the last extreme; and
almost hourly, from supper-time to breakfast, the darkness was rent with
my cries.
Unable at last, owing to his acute sensibilities, to witness my agony
any longer, my father was obliged, with the deepest reluctance, to
confine himself to a separate bedroom. But it was in this extremity that
his almost Quixotic unselfishness shone if possible with an added
lustre. From the time of his marriage to the day of my birth, and as
soon thereafter as the doctor had permitted her to rise, my father had
been in the habit of enabling my mother to provide him with an early cup
of tea. And this he had done by waking her regularly a few minutes
before six o’clock. In view of the fact, however, that he was now
occupying a different bedroom, and that, owing to my indisposition, she
was awake most of the night, he offered to excuse her should she chance
to be asleep at that hour, from the performance of this wifely duty.
Needless to say, it was not an offer that she could accept. Indeed, in
his heart he had not expected her to do so. And I have even considered
the incident, in later days, as illustrative of a certain weakness in my
father’s character. But I have never been able to regard it without
affection or to forbear mentioning it on appropriate occasions.
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