Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good ManBashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
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Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man
Bashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories; Satire
That in most respects, however, my father’s temperament was an
exceptionally unflinching one was amply corroborated by the
circumstances attendant upon the choice of my second godfather. This
gave rise, as my father has frequently told me, to the most prolonged
and anxious discussions, and entailed an enormous amount of
correspondence, some of which has been preserved among the family
documents. For with his ruthless determination, inherited by myself, to
discover and expose every kind of wrong-doing, with his life-long habit
of informing those in authority of any dereliction of duty in themselves
and their subordinates, and with the passion for truth that compelled
him on every occasion instantly to correct what he deemed the reverse,
my father had necessarily but little leisure to cultivate the easy art
of friendship. Amongst his acquaintances, indeed, there were but few
that even remotely approximated to his standards; and he had found none
that his conscience had permitted him to select for the purposes of
personal friendship.
It was for this reason that, on the occasion of his marriage, he had
dispensed with the services of a best man. And although the vicar had
eventually agreed to act as one of my male sponsors, the appointment of
a second began to assume the proportions of an almost insoluble problem.
It being manifestly impossible to hope for a suitable candidate among
such persons as occasionally called at the house, and my father’s
character having long ago isolated him from his more immediate masculine
relatives, he resolved at last to appeal to the public sense of the
higher officials of the Church of England.
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