Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good ManBashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
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Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man
Bashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories; Satire
The malevolence with which she said this was almost inconceivable. But,
as my father pointed out to me when she had gone, it raised issues of
the profoundest importance that would demand his most serious
consideration. For while in his own person—_in propria persona_[1]—it
might be his duty to bring her before the magistrates, it might be no
less important, as a sidesman of the Established Church, to avoid the
contingent publicity. This indeed was the decision to which he
ultimately came, and as an instance of what may be called, perhaps, his
sanctified statesmanship, it has always seemed to me to shed a peculiar
radiance upon one of the sublimest aspects of his character. With
regard, however, to the lethargy, little less than criminal, of the
vicar of St. James-the-Lesser-Still, I have always been at a loss; and I
cannot help suspecting, as indeed my father openly suggested to him,
that his relations with Mrs. O’Flaherty were not at all what they should
have been. For not only did he deprecate, having heard my father’s
narrative, what he weakly described as any precipitate action, but she
was actually observed by an acquaintance of my father’s scrubbing the
church floor upon the following evening.
Footnote 1:
In his own person.
Under such circumstances my father had no choice but to hasten instantly
to the vicarage, where he confronted the vicar with the suggestion—an
extremely natural one—already referred to. But his reply, as my father
has often assured me, was neither Xtian nor even gentlemanly, and my
father was obliged therefore, with the deepest reluctance, once more to
transfer his worship. It was a serious step, but he had been fortified
with the experience previously forced upon him at St. James-the-Less,
and in less than five months he had become one of the foremost sidesmen
at St. James-the-Least-of-All, Kennington Oval.
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CHAPTER IV
Further years of boyhood and additional crosses. Progress in study and
music. I excel at the game of Nuts in May. I am to go to Hopkinson
House School. But Providence again intervenes. I become a victim of
the ring-worm. Devastating effect of an ointment. Mr. Balfour Whey
and his sons. A brutal County Court judge. But my father obtains
damages.
PHYSICALLY shattered as I had been by the attack on my person by Desmond
O’Flaherty, the mental and spiritual consequences of this assault were
far more serious and prolonged. Awakened for the first time to the
contemporary existence of a depravity hitherto unsuspected by me, I was
unable for several weeks to regain my previous composure, or indeed to
venture unaccompanied beyond the precincts of the house. Nor could I
bear even to contemplate the introduction of a successor to Mrs.
O’Flaherty.
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