Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man — John Shaqi
Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good ManBashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
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Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man
Bashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories; Satire
For that reason, although still in poor health, my mother was obliged to
resume her former duties, while my father was confirmed in his decision
to postpone my schooldays for another three or four years. To this he
had already been inclined, partly owing to the representations that I
myself had been compelled to make to him, and partly owing to his desire
to assist me as far as possible in bearing the crosses with which
Providence had entrusted me. Far beyond the average both in weight and
number, I can realize now of course what a privilege these were. But in
the earlier years of my boyhood they taxed my faith to its utmost
powers.
Many were the times, for instance, when after a long morning’s study,
merely interrupted by an occasional cup of cocoa, I turned with avidity
to a simple but abundant meal of roast pork and open jam tart, only to
find myself, an hour or two later, rolling in agony upon the sofa, or
even indeed summoned on certain occasions to yield it back whence it
came. This was perhaps the hardest lesson of all. But I am happy to say
that at last I learned it. And I can well remember the pride with which
my father, hurrying into the parlour with a convenient receptacle, first
found me consoling myself with some appropriate verses from an early
chapter of the book of Job.
That incident alone, as my father often used to say, was a complete
justification of his decision to postpone my school-life; and I am quite
confident that, had I been earlier subjected to the propinquity of
coarser-fibred boys, I should never have survived to render adult
service to the men and women of my time. Nor should I have made, I am
sure, such intellectual progress as I achieved between my sixth and
eleventh birthdays. Familiar from cover to cover not only with the Holy
Bible, but also with the Apocrypha, I had attained dexterity in simple
division, was acquainted with the geography of the British Isles, and
had read the history of England so far as the reign of Queen Anne.
Passionately devoted to music, I had taught myself to play from memory
the airs of a large number of well-known hymns, including several of the
more rapid and accentuated of the late Messrs. Moody and Sankey. Subject
to my father’s guidance, too, I ranged in boyish fashion amongst
literature of a lighter order. With some of the works of Longfellow, for
instance, I was soon so familiar as to be able to repeat them without a
mistake, and I can still recall the delight with which I read a work of
fiction in which Martin Luther was one of the characters portrayed.
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