Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man — John Shaqi
Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good ManBashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
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Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man
Bashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories; Satire
My parents’ studies in the upbringing of 18
children. A successful instance of
non-vaccination. Further example of my
father’s consideration for others. My
mother’s ill-health. My parents engage
a charwoman. Her appearance and
character. Physical characteristics of
her son. Deplorable social result of
the war. Continued presumption of
charwoman’s son. I rebuff him.
Affection for grey rabbit. Charwoman’s
son’s cannon and the use made of it by
him. Scenes of violence, and
intervention of my father.
Intervention of charwoman. A lethargic
vicar. Was he also immoral? My father
transfers his worship to St.
James-the-Least-of-All
CHAPTER IV
Further years of boyhood and additional 30
crosses. Progress in study and music.
I excel at the game of Nuts in May. I
am to go to Hopkinson House School.
But Providence again intervenes. I
become a victim of the ring-worm.
Devastating effect of an ointment. Mr.
Balfour Whey and his sons. A brutal
County Court judge. But my father
obtains damages
CHAPTER V
First experiences at Hopkinson House 46
School. It is amongst the masters that
I hope to find spiritual
companionship. I do not do so. Apology
of Mr. Muglington. I am struck by a
football. Subsequent apology of Mr.
Beerthorpe. Degraded habits of my
fellow-scholars. A fearful discovery
and its sequel. Amazing ineptitude of
Mr. Lorton. Concerted assault upon my
person. I am rescued by my father, who
procures a public apology
CHAPTER VI
Reasons for remaining at Hopkinson House 60
School. I pass from boyhood to early
young manhood. Expeditions both urban
and rural in the company of my dear
father. An excellent and little-known
diversion. Youthful adventures by sea
and land. But what is to be my career
on leaving school? Various
alternatives prayerfully considered. A
vision is vouchsafed to us by
Providence. A commercial Xtian. My
first razor
CHAPTER VII
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