Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good ManBashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
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Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man
Bashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories; Satire
A further vision is vouchsafed to us by 73
Providence. Mr. Chrysostom Lorton and
the sources of his wealth. The debt
owed to me by Mr. Septimus Lorton.
Interview with Mr. and Mrs. Septimus
Lorton. Mr. Septimus Lorton’s
disgraceful attitude. My father is
compelled to be frank with him. What I
discovered in Greenwich Park
CHAPTER VIII
Second interview with Mr. Septimus 89
Lorton. But now the tables are turned.
A pitiful exhibition. My father
demands guarantees. He will write a
letter to Mrs. Chrysostom Lorton. My
father’s ordeal. When it was dark
CHAPTER IX
Effect upon my father of his disclosure. 95
My Xtian confidence in journeying to
Enfield. Paternoster Towers and its
mistress. Unfortunate detachment of my
posterior trouser-buttons. Triumphant
success of my interview. A kindly
parlourmaid and her male friend. I
secure a position under Mr. Chrysostom
Lorton. Melancholy death of Silas Whey
CHAPTER X
Precautionary measures on entering 111
commercial life. I join the _N.S.L._
and the _S.P.S.D.T._ A crying need in
the conduct of prayer-meetings. I join
the _A.D.S.U._ Personal appearance of
Ezekiel Stool. Personal appearance of
his five sisters. Predicament of
Ezekiel Stool on the fifth of
November. A timely instance of
presence of mind. I am invited to a
meal at the Stools’ residence. A
foreshadowing of sinister events
CHAPTER XI
Design for my grandfather’s tomb. Death 125
and interment of Mrs. Emily Smith and
the aunt that had stood with my
mother’s mother at the bottom of the
stairs. Effect upon my father’s
health. Alexander Carkeek and his
sons. Arrival home from the Stools.
First tidings of the new lectern. My
father’s interview with the vicar.
Curious instance of transposition of
consonants. My father rehearses his
denunciation. Arrival of Simeon Whey.
My father repeats his denunciation
CHAPTER XII
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