Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good ManBashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
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Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man
Bashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories; Satire
I HAVE frequently been asked, and I have but little doubt that hosts of
my readers will put the same query to me, why I did not, after such an
experience, transfer my attendance to another school. And I ought to say
at once, perhaps, that both my father and myself were strongly disposed
to this course. Having regard to the facts, however, that Hopkinson
House School was the only one in the neighbourhood for sons of
gentlemen; that my moral position had now been defined there beyond any
possibility of doubt; that the apologies elicited would probably secure
me in the future from any further corporal interference; and that both
Simeon and Silas Whey had expressed their horror at my treatment—in view
of these facts, we came to the conclusion that, for the present at any
rate, I had better remain there. That it could never be the same to me
was of course the case. But then my hopes had not been extravagant. And
although, as I have indicated, my boyhood had been ruthlessly plucked
from me like a geranium in full bud, my early young manhood found me
securer than ever in the approval of a wise and discerning Providence.
Apart from an occasional boil, too, and a somewhat intractable and
disfiguring affection known as acne, my health was giving rise to less
anxiety than for some time past, and I have always looked back on the
next two years as amongst the happiest of my life.
Necessarily thrown, as the result of what had happened, very largely
upon my own resources, I was agreeably surprised to find that these were
even richer and more varied than I had supposed; and I frequently
walked, on a Saturday afternoon, as far as Dulwich or Blackheath,
thoroughly contented with the company of none other than myself. What
was my joy, too, to discover, a couple of weeks after my fifteenth
birthday, that my voice had broken into a full-toned bass that promised
to be even more powerful than my father’s; and many a long hour did we
spend at the harmonium together in friendly competition over our
favourite hymns. Though he was rather more accurate than myself in the
matter of tune, in the matter of time there was little to choose between
us, while in the actual volume of sound produced I was soon my father’s
equal, if not his superior.
Nor was singing our only mutual occupation, for once a month, thanks to
my father’s generosity, we would journey to such a place of
instructional interest as the Tower of London or Sir John Soane’s
Museum. We even visited, I remember, the National Gallery of Art, with
its remarkable collection of hand-painted pictures; and I can still
recall the delicacy with which my father would intervene to shelter me
from any that contained an undraped female figure.
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