Aunt Rachel: A Rustic Sentimental ComedyMurray, David Christie
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Aunt Rachel: A Rustic Sentimental Comedy
Murray, David Christie
Fiction
“My lord,” said a quick, thin voice, which in its blending of the
characteristics of youth and age matched strangely with the speaker's
aspect, “this tenement and its surrounding grounds are my freehold. I
cannot permit your lordship to lay a mutilating hand upon them.”
“God bless my soul!” said his lordship. “That's Rachel Blythe! That must
be Rachel Blythe.”
“Rachel Blythe at your lordship's service,” said the little old lady.
She dropped a curt little courtesy, at once as young and as old as
everything about her, and stood looking up at him, with drooping hands
crossed upon the garden shears.
“God bless my soul! Dear me!” said his lordship. “Dear me! God bless my
soul!” He came slowly down the ladder and, surrendering his billhook
to Joseph, advanced and proffered a tremulous white hand. Miss Blythe
accepted it with a second curt little courtesy, shook it once up and
down and dropped it. “Welcome back to Heydon Hay, Miss Blythe,” said
the old nobleman, with something of an air of gallantry. “You have long
deprived us of your presence.”
Perhaps Miss Blythe discerned a touch of badinage in his tone, and
construed it as a mockery. She drew up her small figure in exaggerated
dignity, and made much such a motion with her head and neck as a hen
makes in walking.
“I have long been absent from Heydon Hay, my lord,” she answered.
“My good man,” turning upon Joseph, “you may remove that ladder. His
lordship can have no use for it here.”
“Oh, come, come, Miss Blythe,” said his lordship. “Manorial rights,
manorial rights. This laburnum overhangs the road and prevents people of
an average height from passing.”
“If your lordship is aggrieved I must ask your lordship to secure a
remedy in a legal manner.”
“But really now. Observe, Miss Blythe, I can't walk under these boughs
without knocking my hat off.” He illustrated this statement by walking
under the boughs. His cap fell on the dusty road, and Joseph, having
picked it up, returned it to him.
“Your lordship is above the average height,” said Miss Blythe--
“considerably.”
“No, no,” the earl protested. “Not at all, not at all.”
“I beg your lordship's pardon,” said the little old lady, with stately
politeness. “Nobody,” she added, “who was not profoundly disloyal would
venture to describe the Queen's Most Excellent Majesty as undersized. I
am but a barleycorn less in stature than her Most Excellent Majesty, and
your lordship is yards taller than myself.”
“My dear Miss Blythe--” his lordship began, with hands raised in protest
against this statement.
“Your lordship will pardon me,” Miss Blythe interposed, swiftly, “if
I say that at my age--forgive me if I say at your lordship's also--the
language of conventional gallantry is unbecoming.”
The little old lady said this with so starched and prim an air, and
through this there peeped so obvious a satisfaction in rebuking him upon
such a theme, that his lordship had to flourish his handkerchief from
his pocket to hide his laughter.
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