Aunt Rachel: A Rustic Sentimental Comedy — John Shaqi
Aunt Rachel: A Rustic Sentimental ComedyMurray, David Christie
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Aunt Rachel: A Rustic Sentimental Comedy
Murray, David Christie
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“I have passed the last quarter of a century of my life,” pursued Miss
Blythe, “in an intimate if humble capacity in the service of a family of
the loftiest nobility. I am not unacquainted with the airs and graces
of the higher powers, but between your lordship and myself, at our
respective ages, I cannot permit them to be introduced.”
His lordship had a fit of coughing which lasted him two or three
minutes, and brought the tears to his eyes. Most people might have
thought that the cough bore a suspicious resemblance to laughter, but no
such idea occurred to Miss Blythe.
“You are quite right, Miss Blythe,” said the old nobleman, when he could
trust himself to speak. He was twitching and twinkling with suppressed
mirth, but he contained himself heroically. “I beg your pardon, and I
promise that I will not again transgress in that manner. But really,
that--that--fit of coughing has quite exhausted me for the moment. May I
beg your permission to sit down?”
“Certainly, my lord,” replied the little old lady, and in a bird-like
fashion fluttered to the gate. It was not until she had reached the
porch of the cottage that she became aware of the fact that the earl was
following her. “Your lordship's pardon,” she said then; “I will bring
your lordship a chair into the garden. I am alone,” she added, more prim
and starched than ever, “and I have my reputation to consider.”
Miss Blythe entered the cottage and returned with a chair, which she
planted on the gravelled pathway. The old nobleman sat down and took
snuff, twitching and twinkling in humorous enjoyment.
“How long is it since you left us?” he asked. “It looks as if it were
only yesterday.”
“I have been absent from Heydon Hay for more than a quarter of a
century,” the little old lady answered.
“Ah!” said he, and for a full minute sat staring before him rather
forlornly. He recovered himself with a slight shake and resumed the
talk. “You maintain your reputation for cruelty, Miss Blythe?”
“For cruelty, my lord?” returned Miss Blythe, with a transparent
pretence of not understanding him.
“Breaking hearts,” said his lordship, “eh? I was elderly before you went
away, you know, but I remember a disturbance--a disturbance.” He rapped
with the knuckles of his left hand on his white kerseymere waistcoat.
Miss Blythe tightened her lips and regarded him with an uncompromising
air.
“Differences of sex, alone, my lord,” she said, with decision, “should
preclude a continuance of this conversation.”
“Should they?” asked the old nobleman. “Do you really think so? I
forget. I am a monument of old age, and I forget, but I fancy I used to
think otherwise. You were the beauty of the place, you know. Is that a
forbidden topic also?”
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