He sighed; he read through his mail; he shouted “Msgoun,” which meant
“Miss McGoun”; and began to dictate.
This was his own version of his first letter:
“Omar Gribble, send it to his office, Miss McGoun, yours of twentieth to
hand and in reply would say look here, Gribble, I’m awfully afraid if we
go on shilly-shallying like this we’ll just naturally lose the Allen
sale, I had Allen up on carpet day before yesterday and got right down
to cases and think I can assure you--uh, uh, no, change that: all my
experience indicates he is all right, means to do business, looked into
his financial record which is fine--that sentence seems to be a little
balled up, Miss McGoun; make a couple sentences out of it if you have
to, period, new paragraph.
“He is perfectly willing to pro rate the special assessment and strikes
me, am dead sure there will be no difficulty in getting him to pay for
title insurance, so now for heaven’s sake let’s get busy--no, make that:
so now let’s go to it and get down--no, that’s enough--you can tie those
sentences up a little better when you type ’em, Miss McGoun--your
sincerely, etcetera.”
This is the version of his letter which he received, typed, from Miss
McGoun that afternoon:
BABBITT-THOMPSON REALTY CO.
Homes for Folks
Reeves Bldg., Oberlin Avenue & 3d St., N.E.
Zenith
Omar Gribble, Esq.,
576 North American Building,
Zenith.
Dear Mr. Gribble:
Your letter of the twentieth to hand. I must say I’m awfully afraid
that if we go on shilly-shallying like this we’ll just naturally
lose the Allen sale. I had Allen up on the carpet day before
yesterday, and got right down to cases. All my experience indicates
that he means to do business. I have also looked into his financial
record, which is fine.
He is perfectly willing to pro rate the special assessment and
there will be no difficulty in getting him to pay for title
insurance.
_So let’s go!_
Yours sincerely,
As he read and signed it, in his correct flowing business-college hand,
Babbitt reflected, “Now that’s a good, strong letter, and clear’s a
bell. Now what the-- I never told McGoun to make a third paragraph there!
Wish she’d quit trying to improve on my dictation! But what I can’t
understand is: why can’t Stan Graff or Chet Laylock write a letter like
that? With punch! With a kick!”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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