For all his wandering thoughts, they had never been more intimate than
this. He often reflected, “Nev’ forget how old Jake Offutt said a wise
bird never goes love-making in his own office or his own home. Start
trouble. Sure. But--”
In twenty-three years of married life he had peered uneasily at every
graceful ankle, every soft shoulder; in thought he had treasured them;
but not once had he hazarded respectability by adventuring. Now, as he
calculated the cost of repapering the Styles house, he was restless
again, discontented about nothing and everything, ashamed of his
discontentment, and lonely for the fairy girl.
CHAPTER IV
I
It was a morning of artistic creation. Fifteen minutes after the purple
prose of Babbitt’s form-letter, Chester Kirby Laylock, the resident
salesman at Glen Oriole, came in to report a sale and submit an
advertisement. Babbitt disapproved of Laylock, who sang in choirs and
was merry at home over games of Hearts and Old Maid. He had a tenor
voice, wavy chestnut hair, and a mustache like a camel’s-hair brush.
Babbitt considered it excusable in a family-man to growl, “Seen this new
picture of the kid--husky little devil, eh?” but Laylock’s domestic
confidences were as bubbling as a girl’s.
“Say, I think I got a peach of an ad for the Glen, Mr. Babbitt. Why
don’t we try something in poetry? Honest, it’d have wonderful
pulling-power. Listen:
’Mid pleasures and palaces,
Wherever you may roam,
You just provide the little bride
And we’ll provide the home.
Do you get it? See--like ‘Home Sweet Home.’ Don’t you--”
“Yes, yes, yes, hell yes, of course I get it. But-- Oh, I think we’d
better use something more dignified and forceful, like ‘We lead, others
follow,’ or ‘Eventually, why not now?’ Course I believe in using poetry
and humor and all that junk when it turns the trick, but with a
high-class restricted development like the Glen we better stick to the
more dignified approach, see how I mean? Well, I guess that’s all, this
morning, Chet.”
II
By a tragedy familiar to the world of art, the April enthusiasm of Chet
Laylock served only to stimulate the talent of the older craftsman,
George F. Babbitt. He grumbled to Stanley Graff, “That tan-colored voice
of Chet’s gets on my nerves,” yet he was aroused and in one swoop he
wrote:
DO YOU RESPECT YOUR LOVED ONES?
When the last sad rites of bereavement are over, do
you know for certain that you have done your best for
the Departed? You haven’t unless they lie in the
Cemetery Beautiful.
LINDEN LANE
the only strictly up-to-date burial place in or near
Zenith, where exquisitely gardened plots look from
daisy-dotted hill-slopes across the smiling fields of
Dorchester.
Sole agents
BABBITT-THOMPSON REALTY COMPANY
Reeves Building
He rejoiced, “I guess that’ll show Chan Mott and his weedy old Wildwood
Cemetery something about modern merchandizing!”
III
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