He sulkily admitted now that there was no more escape, but he lay and
detested the grind of the real-estate business, and disliked his family,
and disliked himself for disliking them. The evening before, he had
played poker at Vergil Gunch’s till midnight, and after such holidays he
was irritable before breakfast. It may have been the tremendous
home-brewed beer of the prohibition-era and the cigars to which that
beer enticed him; it may have been resentment of return from this fine,
bold man-world to a restricted region of wives and stenographers, and of
suggestions not to smoke so much.
From the bedroom beside the sleeping-porch, his wife’s detestably
cheerful “Time to get up, Georgie boy,” and the itchy sound, the brisk
and scratchy sound, of combing hairs out of a stiff brush.
He grunted; he dragged his thick legs, in faded baby-blue pajamas, from
under the khaki blanket; he sat on the edge of the cot, running his
fingers through his wild hair, while his plump feet mechanically felt
for his slippers. He looked regretfully at the blanket--forever a
suggestion to him of freedom and heroism. He had bought it for a camping
trip which had never come off. It symbolized gorgeous loafing, gorgeous
cursing, virile flannel shirts.
He creaked to his feet, groaning at the waves of pain which passed
behind his eyeballs. Though he waited for their scorching recurrence, he
looked blurrily out at the yard. It delighted him, as always; it was the
neat yard of a successful business man of Zenith, that is, it was
perfection, and made him also perfect. He regarded the corrugated iron
garage. For the three-hundred-and-sixty-fifth time in a year he
reflected, “No class to that tin shack. Have to build me a frame garage.
But by golly it’s the only thing on the place that isn’t up-to-date!”
While he stared he thought of a community garage for his acreage
development, Glen Oriole. He stopped puffing and jiggling. His arms
were akimbo. His petulant, sleep-swollen face was set in harder lines.
He suddenly seemed capable, an official, a man to contrive, to direct,
to get things done.
On the vigor of his idea he was carried down the hard, clean,
unused-looking hall into the bathroom.
Though the house was not large it had, like all houses on Floral
Heights, an altogether royal bathroom of porcelain and glazed tile and
metal sleek as silver. The towel-rack was a rod of clear glass set in
nickel. The tub was long enough for a Prussian Guard, and above the set
bowl was a sensational exhibit of tooth-brush holder, shaving-brush
holder, soap-dish, sponge-dish, and medicine-cabinet, so glittering and
so ingenious that they resembled an electrical instrument-board. But the
Babbitt whose god was Modern Appliances was not pleased. The air of the
bathroom was thick with the smell of a heathen toothpaste. “Verona been
at it again! ’Stead of sticking to Lilidol, like I’ve re-peat-ed-ly
asked her, she’s gone and gotten some confounded stinkum stuff that
makes you sick!”
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