For the first time in weeks he was sufficiently roused by his wife to
look at her.
IV
Myra Babbitt--Mrs. George F. Babbitt--was definitely mature. She had
creases from the corners of her mouth to the bottom of her chin, and her
plump neck bagged. But the thing that marked her as having passed the
line was that she no longer had reticences before her husband, and no
longer worried about not having reticences. She was in a petticoat now,
and corsets which bulged, and unaware of being seen in bulgy corsets.
She had become so dully habituated to married life that in her full
matronliness she was as sexless as an anemic nun. She was a good woman,
a kind woman, a diligent woman, but no one, save perhaps Tinka her
ten-year-old, was at all interested in her or entirely aware that she
was alive.
After a rather thorough discussion of all the domestic and social
aspects of towels she apologized to Babbitt for his having an alcoholic
headache; and he recovered enough to endure the search for a B.V.D.
undershirt which had, he pointed out, malevolently been concealed among
his clean pajamas.
He was fairly amiable in the conference on the brown suit.
“What do you think, Myra?” He pawed at the clothes hunched on a chair in
their bedroom, while she moved about mysteriously adjusting and patting
her petticoat and, to his jaundiced eye, never seeming to get on with
her dressing. “How about it? Shall I wear the brown suit another day?”
“Well, it looks awfully nice on you.”
“I know, but gosh, it needs pressing.”
“That’s so. Perhaps it does.”
“It certainly could stand being pressed, all right.”
“Yes, perhaps it wouldn’t hurt it to be pressed.”
“But gee, the coat doesn’t need pressing. No sense in having the whole
darn suit pressed, when the coat doesn’t need it.”
“That’s so.”
“But the pants certainly need it, all right. Look at them--look at those
wrinkles--the pants certainly do need pressing.”
“That’s so. Oh, Georgie, why couldn’t you wear the brown coat with the
blue trousers we were wondering what we’d do with them?”
“Good Lord! Did you ever in all my life know me to wear the coat of one
suit and the pants of another? What do you think I am? A busted
bookkeeper?”
“Well, why don’t you put on the dark gray suit to-day, and stop in at
the tailor and leave the brown trousers?”
“Well, they certainly need-- Now where the devil is that gray suit? Oh,
yes, here we are.”
He was able to get through the other crises of dressing with comparative
resoluteness and calm.
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