The gorgeous young lady evidently quite agreed with him upon that
important point, for she retired to a tittering conversation with three
other equally gorgeous persons at the far end of the marble-covered
counter. Hiram, however, was too charmed with the intense Britainicity
(as Audouin called it) of everything around him to take much notice of
the gorgeous young lady's personal proceedings. It was all so new and
delightful, so redolent of things he had read about familiarly from his
childhood upward, but never before thoroughly realised as tangible and
visible actualities. Pork-pies, then, positively existed in the flesh
and crust; London stout was no mere airy figment of the novelist's
imagination; red-cheeked women talked before his very eyes to
blue-coated policemen; and porters in mediæval uniforms bundled soldiers
in still more mediæval scarlet garb into cars which they positively
described as carriages, and which were seen to be divided inside into
small compartments by a transverse wooden partition. Those were the
third-class passengers he had read about in fiction, and yet they did
not seem inclined to rise against their oppressors, but smoked
and chaffed as merrily as the favoured occupants of the cushioned
carriages--to say the plain truth, indeed, a great deal more merrily.
All was wonderful, admirable, phantasmagoric beyond his wildest and
dearest expectations. He had looked forward to a marvellous, poetical
England of cathedrals and castles, but he had hardly expected that
all-pervading mediæval tone which came out even in the dedication of
the practical pork-pie of commerce to the cult of his Grace the Duke of
Rutland and the Gentlemen of the Melton Mowbray Hunt.
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