Great Britain -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction; Short stories, English; West Riding of Yorkshire (England) -- Fiction
The infection caught and spread instantaneously. The tall pieceboards
became an avenue of legs regularly moving--legs in casings of hide, in
wrappings of straw-band, calves and tibias in stockings of grey and
white and blue and brown--and an appalling racket of sound arose. In a
second they had taken their time from the original clackers; the
rhythmic high noise filled the market-place, rang under the Piece Hall
arches, spread in a harsh, splitting cascade to the hills, affronted the
sense of hearing. A man from Booth tossed up a pigeon. The derisive,
puerile noise fell to a soft beat; it rose again as if a regiment of
paviors had been at work; and the villainous dogs that pressed round the
preposterous exciseman seemed but to await a signal from their masters.
The bell in the turret of the Piece Hall struck eight; the wooden heels
accompanied it; and then, as if by magic, there came a silence. Eyes
still streaming with tears of enjoyment turned towards the Piece Hall
steps. The big red man was descending them.
Monjoy extended his hand and snapped his fingers.
“Call those dogs off!” he ordered; and from the indescribable short
mingling of noises that followed each dog seemed to sort out his own
cluck or call or whistle, just as they had threaded the invisible tracks
across the market-place. The great fellow stood opposite the exciseman.
“Our new Resident Supervisor?” he said courteously, his lips twitching
as if he himself had to strive not to make drollery of it.
The heavy, livid lids behind the round black spectacles lifted a little,
and the dwarf gave a short nasal “Hn, hn!”
“Yes, yes; I am he; hn, hn! My name is Cope--Jeremy Cope.”
This time Big Monjoy could not resist the smile. “It is a historic name
in these parts,” he said.
“Yes, yes, yes.... I should say, rather, How so, Mr. ----?”
“How so? Well, if the fellows you see about you are anything at all in
politics (which I doubt), they are for--you know whom: not the Elector.
A gentleman of your name made himself famous some thirty years ago, and
things move slowly hereabouts. But perhaps you have heard my own name
from William Huggins--Arthur Monjoy.”
“From William--from whom?” queried the little man; and to those on the
pieceboards he seemed pleased that any should take the trouble to talk
to one so insignificant as he.
“Your predecessor; you did not know him? Our very good friend, Huggins
was; always, in some respects, a ‘Pot o’ One’ (as they say here of a
man who combs his wool alone)--that was the disability of his office.
Unofficially, we counted him one of ourselves.”
“The poor fellow is--hn, hn!--dead, then?”
“One foggy evening last November, with a pot in his hand and a pipe in
his mouth, like the gentleman in the ballad. Died of a Halo Punch.--But
you must let me show you our market.”
“Thank you, thank you, thank you. A barren country hereabouts, Mr. ----”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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