Great Britain -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction; Short stories, English; West Riding of Yorkshire (England) -- Fiction
“Hares? Birds? Nay!” Mish said, setting his cap back from his forehead
that had a bull’s-front of rough hair over his brows, but showed two
great calf-licks over his temples. “Keep off him, Charley, for all he’s
muzzled. Sometimes I think I wouldn’t like to slip him at a man; no, not
muzzled. Sitha!” A terrier had approached the brindled dog. The
ferocious creature had not growled, but the terrier crawled away, tail
and belly to earth. “What d’ye think o’ that?” exclaimed Mish,
exultingly.
Suddenly there was a stir under the stable-arch of the “Cross Pipes,”
and the noise about the inn fell. The hush seemed to spread
instantaneously, and out of every upper window heads were thrust. Then,
at the entrance of the stable-arch, a pack was flung down as if by
inadvertence, and somebody stumbled over it. A tall weaver turned with a
heavy budget on his back and jostled somebody. A man laughed. Then the
weavers fell of their own accord back to the pieceboards, and the new
Supervisor of the King’s Excise was seen to be standing on the cobbles.
They have, as the Wadsworth parson had discovered, a humour of their own
Horwick way. As if at a signal, there was a general catching of breath,
and then a shout of laughter went up. Men clambered to the pieceboards
to look over their neighbours’ shoulders at the oddity that had been
sent to them for an exciseman.
He was ludicrous, half a man only, a dwarf. An ordinary flight of steps
would have taxed his diminutive legs; his body and shoulders were those
of an undersized lad; and, awkwardly set on them, an enormous head
wagged. His complexion was floury, and looked as if, had you touched it,
a mothy dust would have adhered to your finger. A pair of round,
black-rimmed spectacles made a double-O under his forehead, and behind
them a pair of drowsy, blinking eyelids, purple with veining, showed
scarce half of the greenish irises beneath them. He made alarmed and
nervous movements with his hands as a hundred dogs pressed about him.
The peal of laughter had scarce died away when a couple of weavers had
an exquisite idea. They hoisted themselves on one of the pieceboards and
began to clack together the wooden heels of their brass-bound clogs.
Across the market-place two more men began to clack. There was a general
scramble for the pieceboards.
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