Great Britain -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction; Short stories, English; West Riding of Yorkshire (England) -- Fiction
Fond of animals Cole was, too. On his bench a profligate magpie harped
on the wires of his cage, and over the leather thong that held his
knives and awls and pincers there were always three or four pigeons in
wicker cages--plain homers, that knew their way to Holdsworth and
Brotherton and Booth. Should a man from one of these places be
interested in (say) the Horwick weather, it was easily arranged that the
tossing up of a blue or black or mixed bird should mean that there was
thunder about, or that rain was likely; while if you were able to
write, you could convey, with as much detail as you pleased, the state
of the atmosphere or the set of the wind. The pigeons were frequently
changed. The clogger’s shop was known as “The Gazette.”
Cole the clogger had one gift that endeared him to his gossiping
neighbours, and to Back o’ th’ Mooin especially--that of mimicry; and
Cole vowed that no such pair of legs as the supervisor’s had ever passed
his window. The clogger recognised the chance of his lifetime.
“Eh!” he cried one day, to one or two laughter-loving souls gathered in
his basement, “but he pods down th’ croft like I can’t tell ye
what--sitha!” He ducked his head into his fat shoulders, crooked his
knees, and began to make a little creeping perambulation among his tubs
of soaking leather. “Pit, pat, pit, pat--like a cat on a hot
bak’stone--and his laugh--a sort of whinney--‘Hn! hn!’ like summat
snapping i’ th’ bridge of his nose. A haw on his eyes an’ all----”
Then the clogger was seized with a rare idea.
“By Gow! I can just show ye! Pass me my coat!” he cried.
He got them to button the coat about his shoulders, with his arms inside
and the sleeves empty and dangling. Then on his hands he thrust a pair
of clogs. He puffed his cheeks out, blinked rapidly with his eyes, and
began to waddle with his hands up and down his bench.
Roars of laughter broke out. That, to be sure, was just Cope--Cope to a
T! It was a’most worth sending a pigeon off for. Cole would never beat
that!--And Cole, in an artist’s transport, practised little variations.
There was free ale for a month for Cole.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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