Bananas: Nature's Institution for the Promotion of Laziness — John Shaqi
Bananas: Nature's Institution for the Promotion of LazinessPerry, Edward Wilkin
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Bananas: Nature's Institution for the Promotion of Laziness
Perry, Edward Wilkin
Bananas
To most people of northern climes bananas are merely--bananas. For
such folk know as little of the many varieties of bananas as they know
of the many and varied uses of that fruit. Perchance that is why they
fry the common yellow guineo which comes by millions of bunches each
year to the United States, and then wonder that folk who have dwelt
in the tropics, and who extol fried bananas, show nevertheless that
they cannot like the mushy, cloying mess set before them here. He
who grows bananas, and she who cooks them for him, select for frying
that thick-bodied, hard-fleshed and rather tart fruit which they call
plátano, and which is by blundering English-speaking tongues misnamed
plantain. And even among the plátanos there is room for choosing, for
there are of them several varieties. Best of these is that little
one which bears, on the Mosquito Shore whence good bananas come, the
Spanish name “miel,” or honey, coupled with the Waika word “silpe,” or
little. The name “maiden” plátano also is given to the “little honey,”
most fittingly, for it has just enough of piquant tartness to give
unfailing relish, yet is tender, plump and mighty comforting withal,
upon occasion.
If he is so lucky as to live near a port where steamships stop, the
planter may sell his plátanos for a cent or even two cents for each
finger or fruit; and as the plants may be set only eight or ten feet
apart, and each will mature a bunch of thirty to fifty fingers every
nine months, it is clear that he who has an acre of plátanos may have
a tidy income of food or of cash. Usually the planter prefers to eat
this food, for which reason people in the North have few opportunities
for learning the superior virtues of the fruit. The planter is quite
right, for the plátano is the one banana fit to be cooked; and is by no
means bad to eat raw.
Sometimes a planter may leave a bunch of bananas to ripen on the
standing stalk, but that will rarely be, for the fruit so ripened is
strong in flavor, dry and too soft to bear transportation; its skin
splits, and ants, bees and other insects gather about the exposed
flesh. Therefore the women lug home green bunches and hang them in the
house to ripen, where everybody who has the right--and that is every
visitor, every member of the family and every passing acquaintance--may
pluck and eat as the fruit turns yellow and becomes tender. Meanwhile
many of the fruits will have been taken from the bunch, peeled and
broken into bits, to be boiled with beef or pork, or flesh of the deer,
peccary or other game.
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