Some time after his success with the buffaloes, Barnum presented the
first Wild West Show New York had seen. He engaged a band of Indians
from Iowa, among whom were impressive men, beautiful squaws, and two
or three papooses. The Indians appeared on the stage of the Moral
Lecture Room in real war dances, which they performed with all the
vigor and realistic interpretation of their savage origin. In fact, it
was necessary to rope them in, for fear that in their frenzy towards
the end of a dance they might forget that they were merely players, and
make for members of the audience; for Barnum’s Indians had never before
seen a railroad or a steamboat, and scalps were not yet obsolete in
their minds. They seemed thoroughly under the impression that they were
not acting but living, which in one particular caused the proprietor of
the American Museum some expense. After a week of war dances, Barnum
suggested a change of program, including an Indian wedding dance. The
interpreter explained, and the chief agreed. On Monday afternoon when
the first change to the wedding dance was to take place, Barnum was
informed by the chief that he must supply a red woolen blanket as a
wedding present for the bridegroom to give to the father of the bride,
an inviolable Indian custom. After each performance the chief insisted
that he must have another new blanket for the next performance, and
when Barnum attempted to explain that the wedding was only “make
believe,” the chief gave forth an ugly “Ugh!” terrifying Barnum into
spending $120 for twelve red woolen blankets for the rest of the week.
These special exhibitions were supplemented by flower shows, dog shows,
and poultry shows at the Museum, and Barnum, soon after he became
manager, decided that he must have a baby show. He organized such an
exhibition with graduated scales of prizes for triplets, the fattest
baby, the most beautiful baby, and the handsomest twins. The main
prize of $100 for the most perfect baby was a source of considerable
difficulty. Barnum thought that it would be a fine thing for him to
award this prize himself, a fine thing in publicity for himself, and
also for the baby, who could say in later years that he had been
personally selected as unique by P. T. Barnum. In later years he did
meet many men and women who claimed that honor, but at the time of the
awards the defeated mothers stormed about Barnum, and their indignation
could not be appeased until he announced that he would award a second
prize of $100 to the baby selected by a committee of mothers. Whereupon
each mother became the enemy of every other, and Barnum’s $100 was
safe. In deciding future baby contests, however, he sent in written
reports and was not to be disturbed for the rest of the day.
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