Alchemy -- Fiction; Science fiction; Swindlers and swindling -- Fiction
I don't see much of old Jode. He gets up in the morning and groans, has
black coffee with brandy in it; presently he totters to the bathroom,
takes a long shower and dresses up sporty and goes out. But he reports
to me from time to time; one day he tells me the rat business worked
out perfect, and the Prof has put the bite on him for another five Cs.
Then he says the Prof's equipment has arrived and is being set up. Him
and Mr. Vachti go and look it over. And I know that Jode sweats some,
then, but Mr. Vachti has merely told him firm that he is a sucker being
swindled because Mr. Vachti's lawyer has told him so. But nobody is
trying to swindle Mr. Vachti yet, so there is nothing he can do about
it.
Then the Prof begins his chemical work, putting together dragon's blood
and mandrake ash and natron and egg-white. Old Jode goes and watches.
He says the Prof puts on a good show, says Mr. Vachti is watching, and
fair drooling with wanting to be in on what is a kind of party that
just possible might be on the level. But he wants still more to be in
on it if it's a swindle. Because just like Jode collects fond memories
of having put over artistic tricks, Mr. Vachti collects records of
people sent to jail for all the known swindle games. He has no record
of a man sent to jail for selling the elixir of life, and he wants
one to complete his collection. So ultimate he broaches the matter to
Jode. If the Prof is on the level, he says, he knows of a new career
surpassin' even that of bootleg baron which he could embark on if he
was young again. And if it's a crooked deal, it will sort of climax his
career, sending somebody to jail for trying to sell him eternal youth.
Old Jode is fair trembling with the near realization of his ambition,
when he tells me this. The deal is made. Mr. Vachti will put up fifty
grand in cash for a equal dose of the elixir with the Prof and Jode. If
it works, the cash is his contribution. If it don't work, he gets it
back. And Jode is shaky but resolute.
"Now listen," he says, earnest. "I'm checkin' a coupla bags at the
airport, and they are important. I'm putting the car in a garage where
you or me can get it out fast, but nobody else knows about it. If we
got to beat it, I'm goin' to be all set. But--"
I am all set to pull the last business of makin' the elixir, and I got
to be undisturbed. I got to do it private. I have gone to the dogpound
and looked over the dogs, and there's an old pooch there that somebody
sent to have put in the gas-chamber; he is pretty decrepit, but he
looks at me wistful when I speak to him. He's just old. So I have
bailed him out and he's tied up in the boat now.
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