Alchemy -- Fiction; Science fiction; Swindlers and swindling -- Fiction
I'm going to tell Jode I'll be back late that night. He is a pretty
good guy. I know for a fact that he never goes to bed without lookin'
in to see that I am all right. Which in a way is insultin' when a guy
is sixteen, but in another way ain't so bad. My old man never done
nothing like that. I feel kinda fond of old Jode. But I don't want him
to know I'm making the elixir until it's all done.
He says, unhappy: "Buck, my boy, anything may happen. According to the
Prof's figures, the elixir is gonna be finished today. It is a really
beautiful setup. If and when the elixir turns out to be phoney, he is
the fall guy; I am absolute in the clear."
"Yeah?" I say.
I have got to keep a alembic--that's a funny-shaped thing which is
really a very simple still that you can use as a tower-still if
you want to--I have to keep this alembic boiling for twelve hours
continous. I can't do it in the hotel; I have got to tie up my boat
somewheres to do it. I got a place all picked out on a island off
Las Lagunas where nobody is going to notice me. There is a house on
the island, but it is always closed up. I have a gasoline torch, and
everything is set. But I am going to be back late, and Jode might worry.
"I even figure I know what the Professor intends," says Jode. "It is
crude; the Prof is not an artist; even at that. Mr. Vachti and I take
our money to his house. The Prof and Mr. Vachti and I take our doses of
the elixir together. Then we are supposed to remain there, unobserved,
until we are young men again; then we take leave of each other and the
Prof goes off to start his life anew with our contributions."
* * * * *
I look at him blank.
"Obviously," says Jode, in a tone suggesting that he feels kind of
ashamed for the Prof, "the doses that he gives us will be knockout
drops. When we wake up, the Prof will have departed with a large sum."
"Oh," I says.
"It is hopeless crude," says Jode. "My intention, Buck, is simply to
switch glasses. True artistry is always simple. But--well--if anything
should go wrong, on account of Mr. Vachti, I want you to have this." He
hands me a roll that would choke a horse. "And--I hope you will think
of me sometimes, Buck. I want you to take off in your sailboat now.
Sail down the coast to Esperance. It is only twenty-five miles. I will
meet you there at sundown tomorrow. If I have beat it, I will be there;
if anything has gone wrong, do not try to contact me until you are
completely sure it is safe. If it ain't safe--beat it! And--will you
shake hands?"
I think that actual the old fella wants to hug me, but he don't. There
are tears in his eyes and his wattles are all red with emotion. But we
just shake hands; he isn't a bad guy, in his way. I am pretty fond of
old Jode.
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