Humorous stories; Short stories, English; Supernatural -- Fiction
“Don’t do it if it frightens you,” was Blenkinthrope’s practical comment
as he left the room. A few minutes later his wife called to him.
“John, it gave me such a turn, I nearly got it out. Only the five of
diamonds held me up at the end. I really thought I’d done it.”
“Why, you can do it,” said Blenkinthrope, who had come back to the room;
“if you shift the eight of clubs on to that open nine the five can be
moved on to the six.”
His wife made the suggested move with hasty, trembling fingers, and piled
the outstanding cards on to their respective packs. Then she followed
the example of her mother and great-grand-aunt.
Blenkinthrope had been genuinely fond of his wife, but in the midst of
his bereavement one dominant thought obtruded itself. Something
sensational and real had at last come into his life; no longer was it a
grey, colourless record. The headlines which might appropriately
describe his domestic tragedy kept shaping themselves in his brain.
“Inherited presentiment comes true.” “The Death’s Head patience:
Card-game that justified its sinister name in three generations.” He
wrote out a full story of the fatal occurrence for the _Essex Vedette_,
the editor of which was a friend of his, and to another friend he gave a
condensed account, to be taken up to the office of one of the halfpenny
dailies. But in both cases his reputation as a romancer stood fatally in
the way of the fulfilment of his ambitions. “Not the right thing to be
Munchausening in a time of sorrow” agreed his friends among themselves,
and a brief note of regret at the “sudden death of the wife of our
respected neighbour, Mr. John Blenkinthrope, from heart failure,”
appearing in the news column of the local paper was the forlorn outcome
of his visions of widespread publicity.
Blenkinthrope shrank from the society of his erstwhile travelling
companions and took to travelling townwards by an earlier train. He
sometimes tries to enlist the sympathy and attention of a chance
acquaintance in details of the whistling prowess of his best canary or
the dimensions of his largest beetroot; he scarcely recognises himself as
the man who was once spoken about and pointed out as the owner of the
Seventh Pullet.
THE BLIND SPOT
“You’ve just come back from Adelaide’s funeral, haven’t you?” said Sir
Lulworth to his nephew; “I suppose it was very like most other funerals?”
“I’ll tell you all about it at lunch,” said Egbert.
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