Humorous stories; Short stories, English; Supernatural -- Fiction
“If you could imagine all that you might as well imagine cattle on the
further bank and keep on calling them home, Mary-fashion, across the
sands of Dee. Or you might change the river to the Yarrow and imagine it
was on the top of you, and say you were Willie, or whoever it was,
drowned in Yarrow.”
“Of course it’s easy to make fun of it,” said Blanche sharply, “but it
was extremely interesting and amusing. The prize was rather a fiasco,
though. You see, Millie Matheson said her character was Lady Bountiful,
and as she was our hostess of course we all had to vote that she had
carried out her character better than anyone. Otherwise I ought to have
got the prize.”
“It’s quite an idea for a Christmas party,” said Lady Blonze; “we must
certainly do it here.”
Sir Nicholas was not so enthusiastic. “Are you quite sure, my dear, that
you’re wise in doing this thing?” he said to his wife when they were
alone together. “It might do very well at the Mathesons, where they had
rather a staid, elderly house-party, but here it will be a different
matter. There is the Durmot flapper, for instance, who simply stops at
nothing, and you know what Van Tahn is like. Then there is Cyril
Skatterly; he has madness on one side of his family and a Hungarian
grandmother on the other.”
“I don’t see what they could do that would matter,” said Lady Blonze.
“It’s the unknown that is to be dreaded,” said Sir Nicholas. “If
Skatterly took it into his head to represent a Bull of Bashan, well, I’d
rather not be here.”
“Of course we shan’t allow any Bible characters. Besides, I don’t know
what the Bulls of Bashan really did that was so very dreadful; they just
came round and gaped, as far as I remember.”
“My dear, you don’t know what Skatterly’s Hungarian imagination mightn’t
read into the part; it would be small satisfaction to say to him
afterwards: ‘You’ve behaved as no Bull of Bashan would have behaved.’”
“Oh, you’re an alarmist,” said Lady Blonze; “I particularly want to have
this idea carried out. It will be sure to be talked about a lot.”
“That is quite possible,” said Sir Nicholas.
* * * * *
Dinner that evening was not a particularly lively affair; the strain of
trying to impersonate a self-imposed character or to glean hints of
identity from other people’s conduct acted as a check on the natural
festivity of such a gathering. There was a general feeling of gratitude
and acquiescence when good-natured Rachel Klammerstein suggested that
there should be an hour or two’s respite from “the game” while they all
listened to a little piano-playing after dinner. Rachel’s love of piano
music was not indiscriminate, and concentrated itself chiefly on
selections rendered by her idolised offspring, Moritz and Augusta, who,
to do them justice, played remarkably well.
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