Humorous stories; Short stories, English; Supernatural -- Fiction
Jerton had not harboured the least intention of extending his thirst for
name-labels to his neighbour. After her rather remarkable announcement,
however, he was obliged to say something in the way of polite inquiry.
“Yes,” answered the lady, “I suppose it is a case of partial loss of
memory. I was in the train coming down here; my ticket told me that I
had come from Victoria and was bound for this place. I had a couple of
five-pound notes and a sovereign on me, no visiting cards or any other
means of identification, and no idea as to who I am. I can only hazily
recollect that I have a title; I am Lady Somebody—beyond that my mind is
a blank.”
“Hadn’t you any luggage with you?” asked Jerton.
“That is what I didn’t know. I knew the name of this hotel and made up
my mind to come here, and when the hotel porter who meets the trains
asked if I had any luggage I had to invent a dressing-bag and
dress-basket; I could always pretend that they had gone astray. I gave
him the name of Smith, and presently he emerged from a confused pile of
luggage and passengers with a dressing-bag and dress-basket labelled
Kestrel-Smith. I had to take them; I don’t see what else I could have
done.”
Jerton said nothing, but he rather wondered what the lawful owner of the
baggage would do.
“Of course it was dreadful arriving at a strange hotel with the name of
Kestrel-Smith, but it would have been worse to have arrived without
luggage. Anyhow, I hate causing trouble.”
Jerton had visions of harassed railway officials and distraught
Kestrel-Smiths, but he made no attempt to clothe his mental picture in
words. The lady continued her story.
“Naturally, none of my keys would fit the things, but I told an
intelligent page boy that I had lost my key-ring, and he had the locks
forced in a twinkling. Rather too intelligent, that boy; he will
probably end in Dartmoor. The Kestrel-Smith toilet tools aren’t up to
much, but they are better than nothing.”
“If you feel sure that you have a title,” said Jerton, “why not get hold
of a peerage and go right through it?”
“I tried that. I skimmed through the list of the House of Lords in
‘Whitaker,’ but a mere printed string of names conveys awfully little to
one, you know. If you were an army officer and had lost your identity
you might pore over the Army List for months without finding out who your
were. I’m going on another tack; I’m trying to find out by various
little tests who I am _not_—that will narrow the range of uncertainty
down a bit. You may have noticed, for instance, that I’m lunching
principally off lobster Newburg.”
Jerton had not ventured to notice anything of the sort.
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