Bedouins: $b Mary Garden, Debussy, Chopin or the circus, Botticelli, Poe, Brahmsody, Anatole France, Mirbeau, Caruso on wheels, Calico cats, The artistic temperament; Idols and ambergris, with The supreme sin, Grindstones, A masque of music, and The vision malefic; with various portraits of Mary Garden in operatic costumeHuneker, James
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Bedouins: $b Mary Garden, Debussy, Chopin or the circus, Botticelli, Poe, Brahmsody, Anatole France, Mirbeau, Caruso on wheels, Calico cats, The artistic temperament; Idols and ambergris, with The supreme sin, Grindstones, A masque of music, and The vision malefic; with various portraits of Mary Garden in operatic costume
Huneker, James
Garden, Mary, 1874-1967; Music -- History and criticism; Sopranos (Singers)
A year passes. What a difference! Gone are the dreams. There are
many spiders on the ceiling now. To pay for the food they eat, to
own the roof over their heads, are their ultimate desires. She looks
paler. He may or may not drink; it doesn’t much matter. There are
no portraits painted; an artist must be doubled by a society man to
capture commissions, to enjoy the velvet vulgarities of the new-rich.
And artists demand too much of their wives. She must be a social
success; also a combination of cook and concubine. Women are versatile.
Women are born actresses. It was a woman, not a man, who discovered
the art of leading a double life on ten dollars a week. But on thrice
that amount they can’t run a household, watch the baby--oh, wretched
intruder!--play like Fannie Bloomfield Zeisler, and look like an houri.
To be a steam-heated American beauty, your father must be a billionaire.
The artist-woman is a finely attuned fiddle. You may mend a fiddle, but
not a bell, says Ibsen. True, but if you smash your fiddle the music
is mute. And every day of fault-finding snaps a string, or reduces its
tautness. How long does beauty endure? Begin misunderstandings. Pity,
the most subtly cruel of the Seven Deadly Virtues, stalks the studio.
Secretly She pities him. Secretly He pities her. Pity breeds hatred.
Difference develops discontent. At breakfast, the most trying time of
the twenty-four hours--oh, the temperamental breakfasts when we were
young and delightfully miserable!--even when you haven’t anything to
eat--at breakfast, He pities her flushed face as She runs in from the
kitchen with eggs and coffee. No longer is She a sylph in his eyes. The
fifty dollars a week seem shrunken, not enough for one to live upon,
much less two or three. She pities him because He is flushed from his
night’s outing. His appetite, like his temper, is capricious. In her
eyes He is the ordinary male brute (feed the brute!). Then He becomes
imprudent and flings Schopenhauer at her head. That old humbug of a
misogynist, who was always elbow-deep in woman scrapes! But She has
no time to retort with Ibsen and Shaw for his swift discomfiture. The
milkman is dunning her, and as baby must have pure milk She smiles at
her foolish young man and teases him for the money. He looks blankly
at her as He dives into empty pockets. This sort of thing may last for
years. In reckless despair He may throw his lamp at the moon, She her
bonnet over the windmill. Female suffrage will make such conditions
impossible in the future by forbidding men the ballot. Like a sensible
shoemaker let him stick to his last, or, to shift the image, let him
grind the handle of the domestic barrel-organ while She collects the
coppers.
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