BAXTER. If I wanted to be personal, I could say, "Why don't you get your hair cut?" Only that form of schoolboy humour doesn't appeal to me. DEVENISH. This is not a personal matter; I am protesting on behalf of nature. (_Leaning against tree_.) What do the birds and the flowers and the beautiful trees think of your hat? BAXTER. If one began to ask oneself what the _birds_ thought of things--(_He pauses_.) DEVENISH. Well, and why shouldn't one ask oneself? It is better than asking oneself what the Stock Exchange thinks of things. BAXTER. Well (_looking up at_ DEVENISH'S _extravagant hair_), it's the nesting season. Your hair! (_Suddenly_.) Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! DEVENISH (_hastily smoothing it down_). Really, Baxter, you're vulgar. (_He turns away and resumes his promenading, going down R. and then round deck-chair to front of hammock. Suddenly he sees his book on the grass beneath the hammock and makes a dash for it_.) Ha, my book! (_Gloating over it_.) Baxter, she reads my book. BAXTER. I suppose you gave her a copy. DEVENISH (exultingly). Yes, I gave her a copy. My next book will be hers and hers alone. BAXTER. Then let me say that, in my opinion, you took a very great liberty. DEVENISH. Liberty! And this from a man who is continually forcing his unwelcome statistics upon her. BAXTER. At any rate, I flatter myself that there is no suggestion of impropriety in anything that _I_ write. DEVENISH. I'm not so sure about that, Baxter. BAXTER. What do you mean, sir? DEVENISH. Did you read The Times this month on the new reviews! BAXTER. Well! DEVENISH. Oh, nothing. It just said, "Mr. Baxter's statistics are extremely suggestive." (BAXTER _makes a gesture of annoyance_.) I haven't read them, so of course I don't know what you've been up to. BAXTER (_rising, turning away in disgust and crossing up_ L). Pah! DEVENISH. Poor old Baxter! (_Puts book of poems down on table and crosses below chair and gathers a daffodil from a large vase down_ R. _and saying_ "Poor old Baxter!" _ad lib_. BAXTER _moves round back of hammock and to_ R., _collides with_ DEVENISH _and much annoyed goes down between table and tree towards chair down_ L.) Baxter-- (_moving to and leaning against tree_ R.) BAXTER (_turning to_ DEVENISH _crossly_). I wish you wouldn't keep calling me "Baxter." DEVENISH. Harold. (BAXTER _displays annoyance, and continues his walk to_ L.) BAXTER. It is only by accident--an accident which we both deplore--that we have met at all, and in any case I am a considerably older man than yourself. (_Sits_ L.) DEVENISH. Mr. Baxter--father--(_gesture of annoyance from_ BAXTER)-- I have a proposal to make. We will leave it to this beautiful flower to decide which of us the lady loves. BAXTER (_turning round_). Eh? DEVENISH (_pulling off the petals_). She loves me, she loves Mr. Baxter, she loves me, she loves Mr. Baxter--(BELINDA _appears in the porch_)--Heaven help her!--she loves me--