"And the thoughtless?" "They can find uses for us. One of the faculty was telling me how he tried to give two or three of his juniors an outing at his cottage over in Michigan. Everything he gave they took for granted. And if anything was lacking they took--exceptions. Monopolized the boats; ignored the dinner-hour.... Sometimes I think that even the thoughtless are thoughtful in their own way and use us, if we happen to have lands and substance, purely as practical conveniences. I've been almost glad to think that I possess none myself." "Don't stay here and talk like that. This is one of my blue days." "I wish I had brought a novelette. Sure you don't want to hear a little more about the Countess of Castlemaine and the rascalities of the Navy Office?" "No; some other time, when I feel a bit more robust. It isn't every day that the mind can digest such a period with comfort." "Are we two old fogies beginning to wear on each other?" "I hope not. But when you go down, stop for Medora a minute and see if she hasn't got something to say." Medora--when he finally got down stairs--had. She laid some knitting on the drawing-room table and came out into the hall. "No reading this afternoon, I judge. What I heard, or seemed to hear, was a broken flow of talk." "No reading. Restless." "So I was afraid. I'd rather have one good steady voice purring along for him, and then I know he's all right. Carolyn has been too busy lately. What seems to have unsettled him?" "Oh, I don't know. Young life, possibly." "Well, I've asked and asked the girls not to be quite so gay and chattery in the upper halls." "You can't keep girls quiet." "I don't want to--not everywhere and at all times." "I have an idea that a given number of girls make more noise in a house than the same number of young fellows. I know that they do in boarding-houses and rooming-houses, and I believe it's so as between sororities and fraternities. Put a noise-gauge in the main hall of the Alpha-Alpha house and another in the main hall of the Beta-Beta house, and the girls would run the score above the boys every time. If ever I build a sorority house, it will be for the Delta-Iota-Nus, and a statue of the great goddess DIN herself shall stand just within the entrance." "You discourage me. I was going to give a dinner." "Go ahead. A few remarks from me won't stop the course of your hospitality. Neither would a few orations. Neither would a few deliberative bodies assembled for a month of sessions, with every member talking from nine till six." "You think I indulge in too many?" "Too many what? Festivals? Puns?" Medora paused, a bit puzzled. "Puns? Why, I never, never----Oh, I see!" "Too many dinners? No. Who could?" "This one was to be a young people's dinner. I was going to invite you." "Thanks. Thanks. Thanks." "Still, if you think my girls are noisy...." "I was speaking of girls in numbers." "Well, Bertram Cope didn't find them so." "Why not?"