American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“The excavations they made in their absurd search for treasure in the
ruins confused everything; but Glosbrenner’s exposé was lost--burnt up
in a printing-office fire in Berlin. There’s not an assertion in my
‘Brickyards of Nebuchadnezzar’ that isn’t weakened by that bronze-gate
rubbish, for Geisendanner was a scholar of some reputation. After the
failure of his hidden-treasure scheme he faked his book on the Bronze
Gates of Babylon as a pot boiler, and died leaving it behind him--one
of the most plausible frauds ever perpetrated. They went in on top of
my excavations of the brickyard--thought because I was an American I
must have been looking for gold images. Glosbrenner was an American
student; and seeing that his fellow-adventurer’s book was taken
seriously he wrote his exposé, swore to it before the American consul
at Berlin and then started for Tibet to sell an automobile to the Grand
Lama--and never came back.”
Pendleton’s depression had increased; gloom settled upon the
company--or upon all but this demure young skeleton at the feast, who
had thus outrageously brought to the table the one topic of all topics
in the world that was the most ungrateful to the man Mrs. Burgess most
particularly wished to please. She sought without avail to break in
upon a dialogue that excluded the rest of the company as completely as
though they were in the kitchen.
“I was just reading that thing in the Seven Seas’ Review; but you can
see that the reviewer swallowed Geisendanner whole. He takes your
brickyards away from Nebuchadnezzar and gives them to Nabopolassar,
which seems v-e-r-y c-a-r-e-l-e-s-s!”
This concluding phrase, drawled most Susesquely, brought a laugh from
Burgess, and Pendleton’s own face relaxed.
“They’re all flinging Geisendanner at me!” continued Pendleton with
renewed animation. “It’s humiliating to find the English and Germans
alike throwing this impostor at my head. Those fellows began their
excavations secretly and without authority, in a superstitious
belief that they’d find gold images of heathen gods and all manner
of loot there. And it’s hard luck that the confession of one of the
conspirators is lost forever and the man himself dead.”
“It certainly is most unfortunate!” mourned Mrs. Burgess, anxious to
pour balm upon his wounds.
“It’s curious, however, Mr. Pendleton,” said Susie casually, “that I
happen to know of the existence of a copy of that Glosbrenner pamphlet.”
“A copy---- You mustn’t chaff me about that!”
“Yes,” said Susie; “it’s really quite the funniest thing that ever
happened.”
“This seems to be an important matter, Miss Parker. You have no right
to play upon Mr. Pendleton’s credulity, his hopes!” said Mrs. Burgess
icily.
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