American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“Nothing like that, Mrs. Burgess!” chirruped Susie. “I can tell Mr.
Pendleton exactly where one copy of that pamphlet, and probably the
only one in the world, may be found. And a small investment in a night
message to Poughkeepsie will verify what I say. There is a copy of
that pamphlet at Vassar College that was picked up in Berlin by one
of the professors, who gave it to the library. It had a grayish cover
and looked like a thesis for a doctorate--that sort of thing. It was
a little burned on the edges, and that was one reason why it caught
my eye one day when I was poking about looking for something among
a lot of German treatises with the most amusing long titles. And it
was a perfectly dee-li-cious story--how they dug and mixed up those
dynasties there; and then one of them wrote a book about it, just for
the money he could get out of it. It was all a fake, but they knew
enough to make it look like real goods. It was a kind of Huckleberry
Finn and Tom Sawyer joke, muddying the water that way.”
The conjunction of Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer with Nebuchadnezzar
caused even Merrill to laugh.
“I must wire tonight for a confirmation of this--or, perhaps, if you
are an alumna of the college you would do it for me.”
“I think,” said Susie, “they still remember me at college. I was the
limit!”
“If what you say is right,” Pendleton resumed, “I can smash those
Germans and make that Seven Seas’ reviewer eat his words! I really
believe it would be better for you to wire for me to the librarian for
confirmation; I’d rather not publish my anxiety to the world. If you
will do this I shall look upon it as the greatest possible favor.”
“Delighted!” said Susie, crumpling her napkin.
Mrs. Burgess showed signs of rising, but delayed a moment.
“Miss Parker, you rather implied that there was more than one reason
why you happened to notice a singed document in a strange language,
bearing upon a subject usually left to scientists and hardly within the
range of a young girl’s interests. Would you mind enlightening us just
a little further in the matter?”
“I thought it was so funny,” said Susie, smiling upon them all,
“because of my papa.”
“Your father?” gasped Mrs. Burgess.
“Yes, Mrs. Burgess. Anything about bricks always seemed to me so
amusing, because papa used to own a brickyard.”
V
A packet of newspaper clippings forwarded with other mail for Pendleton
did not add to the joy of the Burgess breakfast table the next morning.
The archæologist murmured an apology and scanned the cuttings with knit
brows.
“How early,” he asked, “do you imagine Miss Parker can have a
confirmation of her impression about that thing of Glosbrenner’s?”
“By noon, I should think,” answered Burgess.
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