American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
As Susan, the thing would have been impossible; as Susie, it seemed
the most natural thing in the world. Burgess was backing down the
steps. Every instant reduced the possibility of retreat; but the fact
was, that she exulted in her sin. She was an impostor and she rejoiced
shamelessly in being an impostor. And yet it did not seem altogether
square to accept Mr. Burgess’s invitation to dinner when it would
undoubtedly involve him in difficulties with his wife, whom she had
never seen in her life.
Burgess paused and wheeled round abruptly.
Her Susiness experienced a shock--the incident, in her hasty
conjecture, was already closed--for he said:
“By-the-way, what is your name anyhow?”
“Susie,” she said, lifting her chin Susily.
Mr. Burgess laughed, as though it were perfectly obvious that she was
a Susie--as though any one at a glance ought to know that this young
person in the white flannel skirt and blue shirt-waist was a Susie,
ordained to be so called from the very first hour of creation.
“Just for fun, what’s the rest of it?” he asked.
“Parker, please. I’m not even a poor relation of the Logans.”
“I didn’t suppose you were; quite and distinctly not!” he declared as
though the Logans were wholly obnoxious. “I never saw you before in my
life--did I?”
“Never,” said Susie, giving him the benefit of her blue eyes.
Burgess rubbed his ear reflectively.
“I think I’m in for a row,” he remarked in an agreeable tone, as though
rows of the sort he had in mind were not distasteful to him.
“Of course,” said Susie with an air of making concessions, “if you
really didn’t mean to ask me to dinner, or have changed your mind now
that you find I’m a stranger and a person your wife would never invite
to her house, we’ll call the party off.”
“Heavens, no! You can’t send regrets to a dinner at the last minute.
And if you don’t show up I’m going to be in mighty bad. You see----” He
gazed at Susie with the keen scrutiny he reserved for customers when
they asked to have their lines of credit extended, and he carefully
weighed the moral risk. “We seem to be on amazingly intimate terms,
considering our short acquaintance. There’s something about you that
inspires confidence.”
“I’m much uplifted by this tribute,” said Susie with a Susesque touch
that escaped her so naturally, so easily, that she marveled at herself.
Burgess smiled broadly.
“I’m afraid,” he remarked, “that you don’t quite fill the bill; but
you’ll do--you’ve got to do!”
He handed her the telegram he had retained in his hand and watched her
face as she read:
P. is greatly taken with Floy, and we must give her every chance.
Pick up an uninteresting young man and one of the least attractive of
the older girls for dinner tonight. This is important Make no mistake.
“Those are my instructions. Can you ever forgive me?”
“With my hair brushed straight back, they say I’m quite homely,”
observed Susie sighing.
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