American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“I shouldn’t do my worst,” said the banker, “where Nature has been so
generous.”
“It seems,” observed Susie meditatively, “that I’m your deliberate
choice as a foil for your sister-in-law, by sheer force of my
unattractiveness.”
“I’m slightly nearsighted,” replied the banker. “It’s a frightful
handicap.”
“I can see that glasses would be unbecoming to you.”
“The matter of eyes,” said the banker, stroking a lion, “is not one I
should trust myself to discuss with you. Do you mind telling me what
you’re doing here?”
“Cutting the leaves in the books and making a card catalogue. I use the
typewriter with a dexterity that has been admired.”
“A person of education, clearly.”
“French and German were required by my college; and I speak English
with only a slight Onondaga accent, as you observe.”
Her essential Susiness seemed to be communicating itself to the banker.
His chauffeur loosened a raucous blast of the horn warningly.
“I fear your time is wasted. The Logans will never read those books.
It’s possible that the hand of Fate guided me across the lawn to
deliver you from the lions. The thought pleases me. To continue our
confidences, I will say that, noble woman though my wife is, her sister
has at times annoyed me. And when I left Little Boar’s Head I saw that
Pendleton suspected that we were trying to kidnap him.”
“And I take it that the natural fellow-feeling of man for man would
mitigate your sorrow if the gentleman whom your wife is carrying home
in a birdcage should not, in fact, become your brother-in-law.”
“It would be indelicate for me to go so far as that; but Floy has
always had a snippy way with me. I should like to see her have to work
for the prize.”
“My dinner frock is three years old, but I’ll see what I can do to
become a natural hazard. You’d better move upon the station--the blasts
of that horn are not soothing to the nerves.”
III
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