"No, you're clarss, any bloody fool could see that." He leaned over
confidentially, and I could fairly feel my eyebrows curl under that
breath. "Between pals, now, wot's your lay?"
"Lay?" I repeated idiotically.
"Gyme, General, gyme! I knew you was hot stuff the mo' I seen yer at
Old Mag's. Wot's your specialty--jools?"
Good Lord! The man took me for a jewel-thief!
"Not exactly," I said.
* * * * *
We were sitting in a booth. He craned his neck around to see that no
one could overhear us. "Aye, but it's something fust-rate. You're no
bloomin' snaveler nor knuckler."
"Ah, no," I agreed, presuming that, whatever they were, I couldn't be
one of them.
"You're clarss," he repeated obstinately. "Me, I may not look so likely
now, but once I was Manny Jarman's right'and lad."
I tried to look impressed, and wondered who Manny Jarman had been. A
great deal of ale had flowed down my gullet at a good clip, and I was
feeling reckless and friendly. "I'll tell you one thing," I said, "the
police want me rather badly. I wouldn't tell you that if I didn't trust
you."
"Ar! You trust Arold Smiff, General. 'E won't letcher down. I knowed
you was on the lam when you come into Old Mag's. You're okay there. And
you're okay so long as I'm your chum, too, see? I got connections."
He brooded darkly over his connections. "Mugs, but they respecks old
Arold Smiff, knowing wot 'e was once. Before the gin got 'im," he added
significantly, peering into the depths of his glass. I snapped my
fingers for another four-o'-gin-hot.
He chattered on, in his strange drunk-sober style, for a few minutes:
and then, someone pushing by me, I moved my elbow to make more room
in the aisle. In doing so I glanced up. It was one of _them_. A truly
fearsome beast, this one purplish, slimy and grotesque.
Arold bent closer, again singeing my eyebrows. "I'll give yer an
example," he hissed. "Example o' wot I go through nowadyes. You seen
that bloke leave?"
"Yes?"
"'E were a bloke to you, huh? Regular normal bloke?"
"Mmmm," I said noncommittally.
"Welp, me, I didn't see no bloke at all, d'yer get me? I seen a great
big glob o' goop! A great big purple wet-looking barstid of a garstly
freak! You think a joker's bad off when 'e's got snykes, huh? Wot
about me, wot sees Frank and Stein's monsters all about?" He sat back
triumphantly.
I suppose I gaped. I suppose my jaw dropped, my hands shook, my face
grew pale. I don't know. For the moment the gin palace was a blur and
my faculties were frozen, as Arold Smiff's words rang in my head.
Frankenstein monsters! Purple freak!
Fate had given me an ally worth more than all six of my band combined.
A souse of an ally, a lowbred criminal of an ally, a gin-soaked
worthless-appearing ally: but one who could see the aliens, evidently
as plainly as I could myself!
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