Our gallant pioneer, Jerry Wolfe, had speculated that perhaps some
people could see them when having a fit of what we call the d.t.s--when
they were saturated with alcohol, their vision was warped into the
uncanny dimension-piercing angles which the musket blast had given me.
Here was living proof of the theory. And here likewise was a fellow so
permanently full of liquor (I swear the stuff ran in his veins) that he
could see them _all the time_!
CHAPTER XI
"Where can we talk?" I asked him quietly, when I had got control of
myself.
"Why, 'ere, General."
"No, no. A good safe place where we can talk privately and without
interruption."
"Ow! Old Mag's, o' course. None better. Your room or mine."
"Mine," I said. "Let's go, old horse."
We went, taking along a bottle of gin for medicinal purposes. I sat him
down in the dilapidated rocking chair, in my bedroom and, staring into
his brown face intently, said, "I've got a proposition for you, Arold.
It's a whopper, too."
"Big job?" he said. "You want me on a big job?"
"Yes, you. You'll be my partner in it."
"Me?" he repeated incredulously.
"You're the one chap who can help me."
The muddy eyes actually filled with tears; it was not a maudlin drunk's
easy weeping, though, but the honest emotion of a humble workman who
finds himself asked to assist a master. "You want me, Arold Smiff, to
link up wiff you, a gent, a real gent, clarss, wot I mean a toff as
ever was? Cor! I knowed I wasn't through yet," said he. "Just you lead
on, General."
"I was only a Captain," said I.
"Then you didn't 'ave your deserts, I'll say. Wot's the gyme?"
"The biggest."
"Bank o' England?" he asked without much astonishment.
"No, not theft. We don't have to steal anything in this game."
He frowned. "'Old on, now, you mean I gotta knock somebody orf? Scrag
'em?"
"Not you personally, Arold. You'll be too high in the game for that."
"Ow, not that I objecks, mindjer," he hastened to assure me. "It just
took me off guard, as you might say, you not lookin' lyke a basher." He
grinned. "'Twouldn't be the first mug I've did in, General."
"I'll wager on that," said I under my breath, and aloud, "I told you:
you'll be too important in this affair to do any murdering yourself,
Arold." I prodded him in the chest with a finger. "You'll give the
orders," said I.
He was deeply impressed by that. "Cripes!" he said. "Me?"
"Yes. Now listen closely, and I'll explain the whole business. Think
back. Remember that purple monster you saw leaving the pub?"
"Not 'arf. Holy hell, not 'arf!"
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