"It was something like a lizard in shape," I said slowly. "It had a
long trailing tail, and two big hind legs it walked on; it had two sets
of little forearms, only they weren't like arms, but more like big
snakes: no fingers, no hands, just oozy rounded arms. It looked as if
it had just crawled out of the sea, and around it there were a lot of
thin silvery-blue lines, running at a tangent like this--" I chopped my
hands through the air at a forty-five degree angle--"that seemed like
a background to the creature. There were glowing eyes in its chest, and
for a head it had what looked like a dead fish. Right?"
"Right." He gave me a long blank stare. Then he batted his lids up and
down. "'Ow did you know? I never told you all that!"
"I saw it too."
"Garn!" he said scornfully. "Wotcher givin' us?"
"If I didn't see it, then how did I know just what it looked like?"
He thought that over, sucking his yellow teeth. Then he gasped. "My
Gawd! You got 'em too?"
"Do I look drunk?"
"No, but--"
"And if I were, would I have seen exactly what you saw, unless it were
really there?"
Arold Smiff sank back in the rocker and let out a wheeze that began in
the tips of his toes. "My old mother! I'm off it for good. The snykes
are catchin'. Ow! _'O are you, mister?_"
I threw my whole hand into the center of the table, staking everything
on it.
"I'm the Manchester Slasher," I said.
He recoiled. His brown face, incapable of turning pale, nonetheless
gave the effect of blanching in some mysterious manner of its own.
The common little thief and garden-variety mugger quailed before the
celebrated Mad Ghoul of Manchester. He drew out a large clasp knife and
snapped open the blade, his hand shaking. "'Ere, now, you keep back
from me, you 'ear? I'm not to be trifled wiff, see? You touch me and
you're a deader, that's wot."
"Oh, put it away," I said fiercely. When he refused, I grabbed his
wrist with my left hand and struck it a stinging judo blow with my
right: the knife fell.
"Ow-er!" he yelled. "You keep back!" Cowering, he gazed at me with
those muddy-crimson eyes wide, his mouth stretched in a nervous, sickly
grimace of fear. "Twenty you done in, all in a couple of dyes," he
whispered. "And I been and gone and drunk wiff you lyke you was my
brother. You're mad-dorg crazy, you are."
* * * * *
"I'm as sane as you are," I said, "or saner. For heaven's sake, man,
get hold of yourself. Do you think I stood you a bucket of gin and
wasted two hours on you just to murder you in my own room?"
"Welp, no," he said grudgingly.
"Up north I killed four in the time I've taken to talk to you," I said,
to impress him further. "Now listen closely, because I don't want to go
over this more than a couple of times. In the first place, those people
I killed weren't people."
"Garn!"
"They were beasts like the purple lizard. Some of 'em were worse. I
killed one that was like a giant hoptoad with fangs."
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