Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary GemsNye, Bill
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Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary Gems
Nye, Bill
American wit and humor
There didn't seem to be any desire on the part of the meeting to
amend the motion or lay it on the table. Although it was arbitrary and
imperative, and although an opportunity was given for a free expression
of opinion, there didn't seem to be any desire to take advantage of it.
A committee of three was appointed to carry out the suggestions of the
chair, and in about half an hour, the house logs and kopecks having
been placed on deposit at the places designated, the meeting broke up,
subject to the call of the chairman.
It was not a very long session, but it was very harmonious--very
harmonious and very orderly. There was no calling for the previous
question or rising to a point of order. The pale-faced men who composed
the convention did not look to the casual observers as though they had
come there to raise points for debate over parliamentary practice. They
kept their eye on the speaker's desk and didn't interrupt each other or
struggle to see who would get the floor.
It is wonderful this inherent strength of weakness, as I might say,
which enables a woman amid a throng of reckless men to command their
respect and obedience sometimes where main strength and awkwardness would
not avail.
THE NATIVE INBORN SHIFTLESSNESS OF THE PRAIRIE DOGS.
|I had read in my Fourth Reader about prairie dogs, and I thought,
according to Washington Irving, that they knew more than a Congressman.
He says a great deal about the sagacity and general mental acumen of the
prairie dog, but I don't just exactly somehow seem to see where it comes
in.
If it be an indication of shrewdness and forethought to establish a
village nine hundred miles from a railroad, wood, water and grub, and
live on alkali and moss agates and wander down the vista of time without
a square meal, then the prairie dog is beyond the barest possibility of
doubt, keen and shrewd to a wonderful degree. But if instinct or animal
sagacity be reckoned according to the number and amount of creature
comforts afforded within a given space, I have a cow in my mind that
will double discount all the chuckle-headed, cactus eating prairie dogs
west of the Missouri.
I do not wish to say anything relative to Mr. Irving's opinion of the
prairie dog which would not be perfectly respectful, for I learn with
great sorrow that Mr. Irving is dead, but I do think that there is
hardly an animal in the entire arcana of nature that will not beat the
prairie dog two to one as a provider for his family or himself.
I have an old hen at my home here who certainly approximates very
closely to my ideal of an irreclaimable fool that has grown childish
with old age, and outside of the Democratic party perhaps she is
entitled to distinction. But even she has lucid intervals, and she
hasn't yet fallen to where she would willingly take up a home under the
desert land act like a prairie dog.
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