"Quite right. But I am afraid we are too young a country to tolerate
middle-aged heroines. We are steeped in conventionalism, for all our
fads. We have certain cast-iron formulae for life, and associate love
with youth alone. I think we have a vague idea that autumnal love is
rather indecent."
"And you--yourself?" She looked at him speculatively. "Are you too
obsessed?"
"I? Good lord, no. I was in love with a woman of forty when I was
seventeen."
His eyes were glowing into hers and she demanded abruptly: "Do you
think I am forty?"
"Rather not!"
"Well, I am young," she said with a deep sigh of content. "But look!
I see nothing, but I see everything."
Clavering glanced about him. Every neck in the boxes and neighboring
seats was craned. It was evident that the people in front--and no
doubt behind--were listening intently, although they could have caught
no more than an occasional word of the murmured conversation. Eyes
across the aisle, when not distended with surprise, glared at him. He
laughed softly.
"I am the best hated man in New York tonight." Then he asked abruptly:
"If you wish to avoid fashionable society why not see something of
this? It would be quite a new experience and vary the monotony of
books and plays."
"I may--some time, if you will kindly arrange it. But I am not a
stranger to the cognoscenti. In London, of course, they are received,
sought after. In Paris not so much, but one still meets them.--the
most distinguished. In Berlin the men might go to court but not the
women. In Vienna--well, genius will not give quarterings. But alas!
so many gifted people seem to come out of the bourgeoisie, or lower
down still--whether they are received or not depends largely on their
table manners."
"Oh, I assure you, our cognoscenti have very good table manners indeed!"
"I am sure of it," she said graciously. "I have an idea that American
table manners are the best in the world. Is it true that one never
sees toothpicks on the table here?"
"Good lord, yes!"
"Well, you see them on every aristocratic table in Europe, royalty not
excepted."
"One more reason for revolution---- Oh! Hang it!"
The lights had gone out. Clavering half rose, then settled himself
back and folded his arms. A man stood over him. "Just take my seat,
Billy, will you?" he asked casually of the eminent critic. "It's only
two back."
The eminent critic gave him a look of hate, emitted a noise that
resembled a hiss, hesitated long enough to suggest violence, then with
the air of a bloodhound with his tail between his legs, slunk up the
aisle.
"Will you tell me how you always manage to get one of these prize
seats?" asked Clavering at the fall of the second curtain. "Nothing in
New York is more difficult of attainment than a good seat--any
seat--for a first-night. All these people, including myself, have a
pull of some sort--know the author, star, manager. Many of us receive
notifications long in advance."
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