American fiction -- 20th century; Bohemianism -- Fiction
“What essential difference is there between a poet, boasting of his
reputation, and a workman bragging about the women who have allowed him
to molest their bodies?” he asked himself, forcing the question out of
the drained limpness of his mind. “The poet has taught better manners
to his vanity, with many an inquisitive artifice, while the other man
is more natural and clumsy.”
Petersen’s voice interrupted the soliloquy.
“Come on, have another.”
“Make it whiskey this time,” said Carl to the bartender. “I’ll pay for
this one, Petersen.”
“Keep your money, keep it,” answered Petersen, warmed by his beers to
an insistent generosity. “I got plenty of it. But say, I’ll be a little
shorter in kale tuhnight when Katie gets through with me. There’s no
way of spendin’ money that that dame don’t know, but I guess all women
are like that. They make you fly some to get ’em. Gonna meet her at
eight tonight.”
“Who’s Katie?” asked Carl, drowsily amused after his whiskey.
“She’s a little brunette I’m goin’ with. I’m blonde myself so I like
’em dark an’ well-built. Fine-lookin’ girl she is. Some curve! She
ain’t a fast dame by no means but I give her money so’s she can look
decent. You know the wages they pay at them damn department-stores! I
don’t wanna be ashamed of her when I take her out so I get her the best
of everythin’--silk stockings, nice hat, swell shoes.”
“Don’t she feel kinda small about a man paying for her clothes?” asked
Carl, slipping into Petersen’s language.
“Well, she said no at first but I told her that she didn’t have to give
me nothin’ except what she wanted to,” said Petersen. “I’m a straight
guy with women, I am.”
“Do you love her?” asked Carl, wondering how Petersen would take the
question.
He looked at Carl with a heavy disapproval.
“Say, cut out the kiddin’,” he answered. “D’ya lo-o-ove her”--he
mimicked the words with astonished derision--“none of that soft stuff
for me. She’s a good-lookin’, wise girl, and if I don’t see anyone I
like better I’ll prob’ly marry her, but she ain’t got no ropes tied to
me. You bet not! There’s plenty of fish in the pond, Jack.”
“Yes, if you’ve got the right kind of bait,” answered Carl,
deliberately falling into the other man’s verbal stride, “but be sure
that someone else isn’t fishing for you at the same time. Hooked from
above, while not watching, you know.”
“You’re a regular kidder, ain’t ya,” said Petersen, who dimly felt that
Carl was masking the sly wisdom of sexual pursuits and respected him
for it. “But say, Katie’s got a nice friend--Lucy’s her name. She’s a
little thin, not much curve to her, but some men like ’em that way.
An’ she’s kinda quiet too, don’t talk much, but I don’t care for them
when they’re always laughin’ and cuttin’ up. Then they’re usually
tryin’ to get on your good side an’ work you for somethin.’ Would ya
like to meet this dame? I don’t know just how far she’ll go but she
might come across if you work her right.”
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