If Dr Whewell may be regarded as (_pace tanti viri!_) a sort of
Star-Smasher, his opponent is in very truth a Star-Peopler. Though he
admits that “there are some difficulties to be removed, and some
additional analogies to be adduced, before the mind can admit the
startling proposition[41] that the Sun, Moon, and all the satellites,
are inhabited spheres”—yet he believes that they are:[42] that all the
planets of their respective systems are so; as well as all the single
stars, double stars, and nebulæ, with all planets and satellites
circling about them!—though “our _faltering reason utterly fails_ us!”
he owns,[43] “when called on to believe that even the _Nebulæ_ must be
surrendered to life and reason! Wherever there is matter _there must_ be
life!” One can by this time almost pardon the excitement, the alarm
rather, and anger, with which Sir David ruefully beheld Dr Whewell go
forth on his exterminating expedition through Infinitude! It was like a
father gazing on the ruthless slaughter of his offspring. Planet after
planet, satellite after satellite, star after star, sun after sun,
single suns and double suns, system after system, nebula after nebula,
all disappeared before this sidereal Quixote! As for Jupiter and Saturn,
the pet planets of Sir David, they were dealt with in a way perfectly
shocking. The former turned out, to the disordered optics and unsteady
brain of the Essayist, to be a sphere of water, with perhaps a few
cinders at the centre, and peopled “with cartilaginous and glutinous
monsters—boneless, watery, pulpy creatures, floating in the fluid;”
while poor Saturn may be supposed turning aghast on hearing that, for
all his grand appearance, he was little else than a sphere of vapour,
with a little water, tenanted, if at all, by “aqueous, gelatinous
creatures—too sluggish almost to be deemed alive—floating in their
ice-cold waters, shrowded for ever by their humid skies!” But talk after
this of the pensive Moon! “She is a mere cinder! a collection of sheets
of rigid slag, and inactive craters!” This could be borne no longer; so
thus Sir David pours forth the grief and indignation of the Soul
Astronomic, in a passage fraught with the spirit, and embodying the
results, of his whole book, and which we give, as evidently laboured by
the author with peculiar care.
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