Brought ForwardCunninghame Graham, R. B. (Robert Bontine)
History
Brought Forward
Cunninghame Graham, R. B. (Robert Bontine)
Fiction; Short stories
Just as the faithful were assembled in their conventicles adoring the
same Deity, all filled with rancour against one another because their
methods of interpretation of the Creator’s will were different, so did
the politicians and the cranks of every sort and sect turn out to push
their methods of salvation for mankind. In groups they gathered round
the various speakers who discoursed from chairs and carts and points of
vantage on the streets.
Above the speakers’ heads, banners, held up between two poles, called on
the audiences to vote for Liberal or for Tory, for Poor Law Reform, for
Social Purity, and for Temperance. Orators, varying from well-dressed
and glibly-educated hacks from party centres, to red-faced working-men,
held forth perspiring, and occasionally bedewing those who listened to
them with saliva, after an emphatic burst.
It seemed so easy after listening to them to redress all wrongs, smooth
out all wrinkles, and instate each citizen in his own shop where he could
sell his sweated goods, with the best advantage to himself and with the
greatest modicum of disadvantage to his neighbour, that one was left
amazed at the dense apathy of those who did not fall in with the nostrums
they had heard. Again, at other platforms, sleek men in broadcloth, who
had never seen a plough except at Agricultural Exhibitions, nor had got
on closer terms of friendship with a horse than to be bitten by him as
they passed along a street, discoursed upon the land.
“My friends, I say, the land is a fixed quantity, you can’t increase it,
and without it, it’s impossible to live. ’Ow is it, then, that all the
land of England is in so few hands?” He paused and mopped his face, and
looking round, began again: “Friends—you’ll allow me to style you
Friends, I know, Friends in the sycred cause of Liberty—the landed
aristocracy is our enemy.
“I am not out for confiscation, why should I? I ’ave my ’ome purchased
with the fruits of my own hhonest toil . . .”
Before he could conclude his sentence, a dock labourer, dressed in his
Sunday suit of shoddy serge, check shirt, and black silk handkerchief
knotted loosely round his neck, looked up, and interjected: “’Ard work,
too, mate, that ’ere talkin’ in the sun is, that built your ’ome. Beats
coal whippin’.”
Just for an instant the orator was disconcerted as a laugh ran through
the audience; but habit, joined to a natural gift of public speaking,
came to his aid, and he rejoined: “Brother working-men, I say ditto to
what has fallen from our friend ’ere upon my right. We all are
working-men. Some of us, like our friend, work with their ’ands, and
others with their ’eds. In either case, the Land is what we ’ave to get
at as an article of prime necessity.”
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