He narrated like one inspired; he possessed the gift of tongues. He
narrated in English, Spanish, low German, and Hamburgese; he depicted
stabbing affrays in Chile and pick-pocketings in Whitechapel. He drew
upon his repertory of comic songs, and half sang, half recited, with
incomparable pantomime and highly suggestive gesture:
“I sauntered out one day,
In an idle sort o’ way,
And chanced to see a maid, ahead o’ me.
She’d such a charmin’ air,
Her back--was French--I’d swear,
And she wore her ’at as rakish as could be.
I says, ‘My pretty dear,
Since you an’ I are ’ere,
Perhaps you’d take me arm and walk along?’
She turned her pretty ’ead,
And looked--at me--and said,
‘You just get on, my lad, and hold your tongue!’”
From this he went off on an account of a performance at the Renz
Circus, in Hamburg, and reproduced a turn by a troupe of English
vaudeville artists, in such a way that you felt you were actually
present. There was the usual hubbub behind the curtain, shouts of
“Open the door, will you!” quarrels with the ring-master; and then,
in a broad, lugubrious English-German, a whole string of stories:
the one about the man who swallowed a mouse in his sleep, and went
to the vet., who advised him to swallow a cat; and the one about “my
grandmother--lively old girl, she was”--who, on her way to the railway
station, encounters all sorts of adventures, ending with the train
pulling out of the station in front of the nose of the “lively old
girl.” And then Christian broke off with a triumphant “Orchestra!” and
made as if he had just waked up and was very surprised that no music
was forthcoming.
But, quite suddenly, he stopped. His face changed, his motions relaxed.
His little deep round eyes began to stray moodily about; he rubbed his
left side with his hand, and seemed to be listening to uncanny sounds
within himself. He drank another glass of liqueur, which relieved him a
little. Then he tried to tell another story, but broke down in a fit of
depression.
Frau Permaneder, who in these days was uncommonly prone to laugh
and had enjoyed the performance hugely, accompanied her brother to
the door, in rather a prankish mood. “Adieu, Herr Agent,” said she.
“Minnesinger--Ninnysinger! Old goose! Come again soon!” She laughed
full-throatedly behind him and went back into her house.
But Christian did not mind. He did not even hear her, so deep was he in
thought. “Well,” he said to himself, “I’ll go over to Quisisana for a
bit.” His hat a little awry, leaning on his stick with the nun’s bust
for a handle, he went slowly and stiffly down the steps.
CHAPTER II
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