It was an abnormal, dangerous, temporary sensitivity, he told
himself, generated by the excitement of the crazy discovery he'd made
in the bathroom. Like the thoughts of a drowning man, riffling an
infinity-paneled adventure-comic of his life as he bolts his last rough
ration of air. Or like the feeling a psychotic must have that he's
on the verge of visualizing the whole universe, having its ultimate
secrets patter down into the palm of his outstretched hand--just before
the walls close in.
Ernie Meeker was not a drinking man, then. A pint had stood a week on
his closet shelf and only been diminished three shots. But now he did a
good job on the sturdy remainder.
Pretty soon the unbearable, edge-of-doom clarity in his mind faded,
the universe-macaroni cooked down to a thick white soup uniform as
fog, and the words of the detective story were sliding into his mind
individually, or at most in strings of three and four. Which, if it
wasn't as it ideally should be in an ambitious man's mind, was at least
darn comfortable.
He had not rejected the Big Gift of Page-at-a-Glance Reading. Not
quite. But he had dislocated for tonight at least the imposed nervous
field on which it depended.
* * * * *
For want of a better place, Ernie dropped the rubber tube from the
bathtub spray into the scrub bucket half full of odorous pink fluid and
stared doubtfully at the uncapped gas tank. The tank had been almost
empty when he'd last driven his car, he knew, because he'd been waiting
until payday to gas up. Now he had used the tube to siphon out what
he could of the remainder (he still could taste the stuff!) and he'd
emptied the fuel line and carburator, more or less.
Further than that, in the way of engine hygiene, Ernie's strictly
kitchen mechanics did not go, but he felt that a catalyst used in
pinches shouldn't be too particular about contaminants. Besides, the
directions on the box hadn't said anything about cleaning the fuel
tank, had they?
He hesitated. At his feet, the garden hose gurgled noisily over the
curb into the gutter; it had vindicated his midnight estimate, proving
just long enough. He looked uneasily up and down the dawning street
and was relieved to find it still empty. He wished fervently, not for
the first time this Saturday morning, that he had a garage. Then he
sighed, squared his shoulders a little, and lifted the box out of his
pocket.
Making to check the directions the umpteenth time, he received a body
blow. The white lettering on the box had disappeared. The box didn't
proclaim itself sodium bicarbonate again--there was just no lettering
at all, only blue background. He turned it over several times.
Right there died his tentative plan of eventually sharing his secret
with some friend who knew more than himself about motors (he hadn't
decided anyway who that would be). It would be just too silly to
approach anyone he knew with a more-than-wild story and featureless
blue box.
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