For a moment, he came very close to dropping the box between the
wide-set bars of the street drain and pouring the pink gas back in the
tank. It had hit him, in a way for the first time, just how _crazy_
this all was, how jarringly implausible even on such hypotheses as
practical jokes, secret product perhaps military, or mad inventor
(except himself).
For how the devil should the stuff get into his bathroom disguised as
bicarb? That circumstance seemed beyond imagination. Green flames ...
vanishing letters ... "torque-twisters, translators" ... a box that
talked....
* * * * *
At that point, simple faith came to Ernie's rescue: in the same
bathroom, he _had_ seen the green flame; it had burned his fingers.
Quickly he dipped up a little of the white powder on the edge of a
fifty-cent piece, dumped it in the gas tank without quibbling as to
quantity, rapped the coin on the edge of the opening, closed and
pocketed the blue box, and picked up the spurting hose and jabbed it
into the round hole.
His heart was pounding and his breath was coming fast. That had taken
real effort. So he was slow in hearing the footsteps behind him.
His neighbor's gate was open and Mr. Jones stood open-mouthed a few
feet behind him, all ready for his day's work as streetcar motorman and
wearing the dark blue uniform that always made him look for a moment
unpleasantly like a policeman.
Ernie swung the hose around, flipping his thumb over the end to make
a spray, and nonchalantly began to water the little rectangle of lawn
between sidewalk and curb.
The first things he watered were the bottoms of Mr. Jones's pants legs.
Mr. Jones voiced no complaint. He backed off several steps, stared
intently at Ernie, rather palely, it seemed to the latter. Then he
turned and made off for the streetcar tracks at a very fast shuffle,
shaking his feet a little now and then and glancing back several times
over his shoulder without slowing down.
Ernie felt light-headed. He decided there was enough water in the gas
tank, capped it, and momentarily continued to water the lawn.
"Ernie! Come on in and have breakfast!"
He heeded his sister's call, telling himself it would be a good idea
"to give the stuff time to mix" before testing the engine.
He had divined her question and was ready with an answer.
"I've just found out that we're supposed to water our lawns only before
seven in the morning or after seven in the evenings. It's the law."
* * * * *
It was the day for their monthly drive out to Wheaton to visit Uncle
Fabius. On the whole, Ernie was glad his sister was in the car when he
turned the key in the starter--it forced him to be calm and collected,
though he didn't feel exactly right about exposing her to the danger
of being blown up without first explaining to her the risk. But the
motor started right up and began purring powerfully. Ernie's sister
commented on it favorably.
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